Klaus

she/he/they/whatever genuinely only made a blog cause i got told i'd do numbers on tumblr this blog is run by a fictive be NORMAL

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illegal adoption (i just kidnap you but im really nice about it)

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they need to invent new gay slurs faggot just isnt cutting it anymore

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i love posting about bugs. bugs be upon ye.

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I GOT A WORM FUCK YEAH!!

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hhhhh

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[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

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pspspspspsps.... diego hargreeves...... psspspspsp.........

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i can see you people liking this post... i promise i only sometimes bite.....

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being single sucks balls

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pspspspspsps.... diego hargreeves...... psspspspsp.........

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PSPSPSPSP

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pspspspspsps.... diego hargreeves...... psspspspsp.........

[omtai]

THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

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[lokaror]

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

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fart

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should i try to make it a year or should i alcoholism...

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calfcohilism won

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the kind lovely affirming psychiatric rhetoric outside of actual psychiatric care says trauma is an event that wrecks you. its normal and even maybe Healthy tm to be wrecked by something like that. and its not your fault and sometimes shit is fucked in this world! sad but true but anyway we will love you and help you and hold your hand while you cry and we will do mysterious mental health rituals upon you and life will be beautiful again. so ask for help :)

but 3/4 of the time i was actually inside of actual psychiatric care, including "trauma informed" care, the rhetoric was more like: ptsd is basically a kind of psychosis where the (allegedly) terrible thing that (allegedly) happened to you is a delusion that is dangerous for us to enable. thinking the world is bad, even sometimes, is a result of the biological holes in your brain from mental illness. trauma is not an event that wrecks you, it is the silly response you do as a reaction to an (alleged) event that (allegedly) caused you to be so upset. but trauma as serious brutal and cruel events is not real. you are just insane. and dangerous. and stupid. the world is good and people are good and natural disasters cant happen and negative things are a myth created by your diseased brain to trick you. recovery for you must include deciding the event was not real, or it wasn't that bad, or it's your own fault somehow :) oh and stop trying to take the easy way out by asking us (the mental health professionals) for help. personal responsibility etc.

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We're devolving