Can we talk about Diego for a hot second and the kind of disaster this man is?
He arrives in the past on the 1st of September
And we later find out that he has been in the asylum for 75(!) days
But there is this teeny tiny problem I have with these numbers. You see, Five arrived in Dallas on November 25th
Hazel then sends him back 10 days making it the 15th. And here comes the tricky part where I have to do a little bit if math but luckily I went to university for this shit
So Diego, by the time Five arrives and visits him, has been in the 60s for a total of 76 days.
Of which he spent 75 in an asylum
Meaning, this idiot got himself arrested the very next day after he arrived in Dallas.
Like what did he do? Saw JFK on the television and immediately started running towards his killer's house? That woman whose handbag he saved probably wanted to flirt thank him but he was like: "Ma'am, I need to save the president, how can I get to this highly specific address? Ma'am, I need to cut off some trigger fingers" and off he went, sprinting through the night, trying to be a hero and getting racially profiled into an asylum for all his troubles.
But also he apparently got another superpower. No, I don't mean holding his breath indefinitely or something silly like that. I mean this:
In two and a half months our favorite knife throwing pretty boy goes from his short hair cut to this monstrosity:
Look at all of that hair! They're at least 15cm long! Human hair grows about 1cm per month but this bad boy activated his hidden hair growing powers to show it to the Man in utter defiance of the injustice he's facing by being incarcerated without trial.
And he succeeded beautifully!
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