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me: in hibernation
also me: comes back as soon as I hear there will be many witchers in kaer morhen
loyalty quest
the aftermath
Dean Winchester is straight up not having a good time
I got super busy for a month and suddenly Destiel... didn't change and Dean is still a bi disaster 🙄
I like the “adjusting gloves” idle animation and the postures Geralt assumes in general.
Great art (and jeez how I love the way he dusts himself off when you put new trousers on him) (gotta get back to life and play some Witcher again)
Geralt and Jaskier stumble upon one of those mirrors that show you what you want most in the world and don't even realize it because they're already standing next to each other so there's nothing special in their reflection lol
Mage: This powerful magical mirror reveals the heart's deepest desire.
Geralt and Jaskier, staring at their own reflection: Hah, get a load of this idiot.
Petition for a fic where Geralt and Jaskier realise after that that they are, in fact, already happy. They think how they thought they would see another in it, but the fact is, they are already together. And when the realization strikes, they are sitting in a tavern, Geralt tired and hungry after a fight, smashing food inside his mouth. And Jaskier says: Geralt, I love you.
The strangest moment is that Geralt only smiles and continues eating, slowing down in a second after hearing properly. The fact is, they never needed to be together in a different way. The words were always there, even it was the first time Jaskier pronounced it aloud.
That evening, they don't have sex, because they are still tired. They lie in bed together, as always, sharing sleepy thoughts, and nothing changes at all. They already touch each other in a gentle way. Laugh together. Live on the road together. Geralt still has Yen, Jaskier still has his women. And with some kissing and an occasional shag added, it never changes them. The mirror give them the understanding that something they were thinking impossible was already true. It didn't show their hearts' desire, but had shown them the desire is a reality and they simply needed to stop whining to see what is already there.
hi! are you polish?
Hey there! I'm not polish, I'm russian living in finland long enough to consider myself both :)
But I do absolutely love polish language, and I sometimes watch stupid polish movies to relax.
Witcher games, series and the fan movie being polish was kind of a great surprise to me and I blame watching the fan movie 5 times on the fact that polish simply sounds too good not to 🙄
romtober day 15: near miss kiss
Rating: T Ship: Geraskier Word Count: 528 Summary: Geralt and Jaskier are drinking in a tavern. They almost kiss.
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“You’re drunk,” Geralt chided, shaking his head and rolling his eyes.
He couldn’t hide the tilt fond smile, though, or the way he tilted his head at Jaskier as Jaskier moved closer. Jaskier had been noticing these looks more and more, and he had to admit, he was a bit drunk on those as well. Geralt’s small little smiles, just for Jaskier. The way he sometimes placed a steadying hand on Jaskier’s back, but kept it there for far longer than was strictly necessary. All the times Jaskier had caught Geralt staring, only to flush and look away as soon as their eyes met.
“As if you’re one to talk,” Jaskier scoffed with a dismissive wave of his hand.
He sank onto the bench beside Geralt, straddling it to help him get as close to Geralt as he could, while facing him. Geralt was turned in his direction, too, and he was just the slightest bit drunk. Nothing compared to Jaskier, of course, but there, in the hazy way he looked at Jaskier. There, in the automatic hand that went to Jaskier’s outer thigh, just below his hip, heavy and warm and steadying.
“Your fault,” Geralt answered, and his voice was lower now, his eyes hooded.
“And how do you suppose that, darling?” Jaskier said, his voice just as low.
Jaskier placed a hand on Geralt’s chest, just over his heart, and maybe if they stayed really still, even stiller than Jaskier was sure he was capable of in this state, he could feel the slow thump thump thump of his heartbeat. Maybe it would be faster. Maybe Geralt’s slow heart would speed up to be almost human. Jaskier could dare to dream he had that effect on his witcher.
“You kept bringing me drinks,” Geralt said. Jaskier almost forgot what they were talking about.
“You kept accepting them,” Jaskier countered.
He had to be imagining the way Geralt was leaning in closer. Jaskier knew he wasn’t imagining the way he was leaning in return. Just a little closer. Geralt’s breath was hot on his face. Jaskier’s free hand landed on the crook of Geralt’s neck. Geralt’s free hand gripped at Jaskier’s doublet, wrinkling the fabric at his waist. Jaskier probably closed his eyes before Geralt did, but it was hard to tell, he wasn’t really tracking the changes anymore. Just getting closer, close enough to touch, and–
A tankard smashed at the next table over and the tavern was filled with raucous voices as the Gwent game dissolved into a fight. Jaskier’s eyes flew open and he jerked back in his surprise before Geralt was up and hauling him away from the fight breaking out.
They were at the opposite end of the tavern, now, watching as the owner broke up the fight and sent the men out. When Jaskier turned to look at Geralt, they shared a laugh, but the heat from their previous entanglement was gone. They would have another chance, Jaskier knew, but as Geralt cleared his throat and muttered something about going to bed, he knew it wouldn’t be tonight.
That was fine. Jaskier could wait. He had gotten so good at it.
Simply loved it cause it's them.
So like modern Geralt... What TV shows does he watch? Do witchers get a chance to catch up on Netflix?
I gotta admit I got no idea what TV shows there are these days, I watch TV so rarely. But I do think that modern!AU Geralt would watch Netflix from his crappy old laptop every now and then. Maybe he’d be into those house renovation series? It’d be relaxing to judge other people’s interior choices.
I support Geralt on this tough choice, renovation shows are the thing XD (although the only one I actually love is love it or list it UK with philis and kirstie - I suppose it's rather specific?
Hey uh. You wanna expand on that "Jaskier is Geralt's sugar daddy" thing you'd mentioned?
Alrighty let’s lay this out.
Jaskier:
is famous
is desired at royal courts
must cost a fortune to book him for a performance, is what i’m getting at
low expenses (eats from Geralt’s hunts, sleeps outside most of the time, always on the road so no rent to pay)
has second, presumably well-paid job as university professor
is therefore loaded
Geralt:
constantly being stiffed on jobs because people are racist assholes
constantly offers to work for low/no pay because a poor villager made a sad face
high expenses (gotta repair that armor and restock those potions, gotta stable Roach, eats as much as three people)
therefore constantly broke
ALSO Jaskier:
horny as hell
there are a lot of long, lonely nights traveling between populated villages
gotta tame the beast somehow
ALSO Geralt:
loves being a good boy
just wants to please people
happy to provide services in exchange for coin
That’s my thesis, for your consideration.
I mean, Jaskier is also a royalty and probably spends loads of money to buy clothes, but the key thing is that after getting paid, Geralt would go and buy necessities while Jaskier will go on and spoil himself, Geralt, Roach and everyone else around. That's the sugar daddy attitude!
Some little pieces for my fiance.
Don't support the pairing and characters, but holy shit do I love eeerlenwald's style! Why always so good? Reminds me of illustrations from the ancient fairytale books I had as a child ♥️♥️♥️
Thoughts: 1. unicorns are dangerous and so is Jaskier 2. Yen fucking Geralt lying on spine on Jaskier's spine (and switching between their holes) (please-please request for @witchertrashbag to write, sorry for tagging)
Witcher Update:
We know what season 2 is going to be about!
Netflix has released this along with the pictures of Henry as Geralt:
Convinced Yennefer’s life was lost at the Battle of Sodden, Geralt of Rivia brings Princess Cirilla to the safest place he knows, his childhood home of Kaer Morhen. While the Continent’s kings, elves, humans and demons strive for supremacy outside its walls, he must protect the girl from something far more dangerous: the mysterious power she possesses inside.
EEEEEEEK KAER MORHEN
I mean, I know that witchers will be doing at Kaer Morhen.
https://youtu.be/obAd0zAFMTI
No idea why I first saw it today, but, well, I just love xLetalis, this is beautiful 😂😂😂
Returning from vacation to say: that new photo of Geralt’s armor is sending me, they gave him armor abs, Geralt’ abs are so prominent, they need extra room 😂😂 i can’t wait to see what other witchers would wear
First time I see someone calling it bad, thank god! It's not even about the abs. I just don't understand why does it always have to be leather... Why not give him a proper gambeson and some mail? Game and fanfilm costumes were absolutely gorgeous in comparison even to season one.
But well, at least it's funny. Jesus, the potions on the hip... Cannot wait till the day I can watch it with my friend and criticise every second of it ☺️
wait i’d never seen what we do in the shadows and i just went and watched a comp of nick kroll’s appearances and the one where the dude fires an arrow at him and he’s like i caught it! so well it went Through my hand!! that’s lambert
Yeah his character is called Simon the Devious, which is EXACTLY what Lambert would call himself if he drunkenly got turned into an elder vampire and then lived in New York eight hundred years later and started shit with Matt Berry over a fucking ugly hat (that’s also cursed)
Suppose I should watch this more, got stuck in the beginning. WWDINS has the perfect witcher coliving atmosphere.
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I’m watching The Hexer (because, you know, that’s the point I’m at in life) and I’m on the dragon hunt episode
Sexy Borch has known Geralt for approximately thirty seconds and he is READY👏TO👏FUCK👏
find you a man who looks at you like borch three jackdaws looks at geralt during an impassioned rant about how dragons are, like, The Coolest Ever
Exactly!!! I will always scream about this.