kleptic

i’m going crazy

[lady-raziel]

vintage 2020 right here

[lady-raziel]

you all fucking mocked me when i captioned this “vintage 2020” on november 5th 2020 but guess who’s laughing now. never doubt my vision and ability to make a post with evergreen relevancy

[creativepromptsforwriting]

How to write emotions

How to write emotional scenes

How to show emotions Part I

How to show emotions Part II

How to show emotions Part III

How to show emotions Part IV

How to show emotions Part V

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[creativepromptsforwriting]

powerful.

"Oh."

"Look at me."

"Please.

"Good boy."

"Don't follow me."

"Find me."

"I forgive you."

"Help me."

"No."

"Don't say that."

"Talk about it?"

"Forget me."

"Remember me."

"It's not over."

"Don't ignore me."

"Stay with me."

"I want to believe you."

"For you, always."

"Just... don't."

"There is no us."

"I don't need you."

"Leave me behind."

"Don't bother."

"Fear me."

"Break me."

"I don't care."

"This isn't the end."

"Please hold me."

"I'm right here."

"Wait for me."

"Kiss me."

"Ohh."

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[cannibalchicken]

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[twofingerswhiskey]

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

[witchwardian]

I've seen enough.

[niksfake]

so my tumblr app is doing this fun thing where it just shows me empty posts sometimes, because why not. and this one just really worked for me.

[theprofessional-amateur]

I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

[theprofessional-amateur]

SEXY HEALTHY COOKING

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want to see this legal battle

We can’t do anything about hate speech but if there is consensual sexual activity involved!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want the details about how this was discovered because it has a real “I saw the professor at the devil’s sacrament” “girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀" vibe

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[tsurugis-remade]

happy new yuri. i mean year

[sunflowercorgi-deactivated20180]

I prefer Happy New Yaoi c:

[tsurugis-remade]

[threeofswords]

happy new year heres a post i made 8 years ago

[justsomeguycore]

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

[gowns]

[cannibalchicken]

[nyanbinyuri]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[ratherembarrassing]

greta gerwig's director's commentary for barbie (2023): [talking about something else entirely] --oh and this is the love push-in shot between margot and america and they both have this-- they love each other.

[ratherembarrassing]

the audio commentary wasn't just a throw away line, it's literally what she referred to it as in the script 👀

[giltori]

I'm sorry

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[pixelartpeach]

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

[violetthunderstorm]

This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.