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@klercsstore
Welcome, have a look around!
Greetings, the name’s Klerc, I run the shop in Flipside. I do sell a wide range of items, help yourself to any of them! Though keep in mind nothing in here is free.
I’ll respond to any asks and art requests, but bear in mind that art will take longer than words.
(Klerc uses he/him!)
(This is a blog for sillies and messing about, let’s keep asks lighthearted and fun, limit angst and ect.)
walks up to the door with warhammer in hand
Trick or treat :D
-Ario
Well that depends on wether or not we are taking that dangerous weapon in your hand into consideration.
Hey Beans just gave it to me, what am I to do other than to hold it
Well, I do offer an exceptional storage service, the finest of its kind! I’d be happy to hold onto it for you, all it takes is a mere 5 coins and agree to the terms and conditions, customer satisfaction guaranteed!
…is this the trick part of trick or treating :(
Incorrect! In fact I have a treat for you in store! 20% off your first storage item, you can save a whole coin, who could say no to such a bargain?
(Fuck wrong blog 😭)
20% that’s…..uhhhhhh……hmm….Doesn’t matter, do you think I’m made of money???
My friend, it costs half as much as a bar of chocolate, I assure you that you will be able to financially recover. So, will you take up on my one-time offer? Or would you rather have to drag that thing around with you for the rest of the day?
Yeah I’ll drag it,,I’m guessing you’re not giving out candy ?
Well, your loss. And of course I am, I value my customers with my whole heart! In fact, I left a bowl filled to the brim outside my door, but someone must of taken them all, such a shame.
walks up to the door with warhammer in hand
Trick or treat :D
-Ario
Well that depends on wether or not we are taking that dangerous weapon in your hand into consideration.
Hey Beans just gave it to me, what am I to do other than to hold it
Well, I do offer an exceptional storage service, the finest of its kind! I’d be happy to hold onto it for you, all it takes is a mere 5 coins and agree to the terms and conditions, customer satisfaction guaranteed!
…is this the trick part of trick or treating :(
Incorrect! In fact I have a treat for you in store! 20% off your first storage item, you can save a whole coin, who could say no to such a bargain?
(Fuck wrong blog 😭)
20% that’s…..uhhhhhh……hmm….Doesn’t matter, do you think I’m made of money???
My friend, it costs half as much as a bar of chocolate, I assure you that you will be able to financially recover. So, will you take up on my one-time offer? Or would you rather have to drag that thing around with you for the rest of the day?
walks up to the door with warhammer in hand
Trick or treat :D
-Ario
Well that depends on wether or not we are taking that dangerous weapon in your hand into consideration.
Hey Beans just gave it to me, what am I to do other than to hold it
Well, I do offer an exceptional storage service, the finest of its kind! I’d be happy to hold onto it for you, all it takes is a mere 5 coins and agree to the terms and conditions, customer satisfaction guaranteed!
…is this the trick part of trick or treating :(
Incorrect! In fact I have a treat for you in store! 20% off your first storage item, you can save a whole coin, who could say no to such a bargain?
walks up to the door with warhammer in hand
Trick or treat :D
-Ario
Well that depends on wether or not we are taking that dangerous weapon in your hand into consideration.
Hey Beans just gave it to me, what am I to do other than to hold it
Well, I do offer an exceptional storage service, the finest of its kind! I’d be happy to hold onto it for you, all it takes is a mere 5 coins and agree to the terms and conditions, customer satisfaction guaranteed!
walks up to the door with warhammer in hand
Trick or treat :D
-Ario
Well that depends on wether or not we are taking that dangerous weapon in your hand into consideration.
I’d say this make a good costume for you but you’d just be going as yourself
-Ario
I do not find this humorous at all, and I’ll have you know that my flawless golden complexion does NOT resemble a lemon in any way!
Please find someone who isn’t actually busy to bother, squid.
I’m guessing you don’t own a mirror
Well. No, but that’s besides the point, I’m still not a lemon.
I’d say this make a good costume for you but you’d just be going as yourself
-Ario
I do not find this humorous at all, and I’ll have you know that my flawless golden complexion does NOT resemble a lemon in any way!
Please find someone who isn’t actually busy to bother, squid.
I am feeling generous today, so I have made the decision to leave you some money. Hopefully this satisfies you to not bother me for quite some time. If not, please do let me know and I will send as much as required for that to happen. And do not be concerned with how I got into your house in the first place, I am sure you left it unlocked, which you should be weary of, it is rather dangerous to do so at night. I did not break in, I assure you.
-Merlian Pendergast
(the amount of money/coins/whatever is probably like. A lot lol, probably enough to buy a house or smth)
I am deeply offended at the sheer audacity of attempting to bribe me! I do not bother you nor anyone else for the matter, in fact I am known to be a pleasant person, thank you very much! And even without breaking in, you have trespassed on my private property! Though I suppose I’ll forgive and forget this time, as I too am feeling generous, and will keep the money as compensation for the emotional harm you have caused me by implying that I am „bothering you”.
Salutations one and all!!! My name is Merlian Pendergast, though you may call me by just Merlian. I am an historian and artist living in flipside, along with my dear sister. Feel free to "chat" with me, and send me any questions you may have!
(Merlian uses He/She!!!)
You cause chaos and discord wherever you go, I’d say more if it wasn’t for your kind and generous sibling.
-K
Now this is what I expected also that anonymous option is PAPER THIN. thank you for complimenting yellow she does deserve it but a old shriveled up lemon like you shouldn't be talking -less happy cube
Well, the only thing you were right about is Yellow deserving compliments, she has no flaws, and she knows common respect, which you seem to lack a lot of, to no one’s surprise.
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Beans, are you aware that your pet chicken stole from my very own home, viciously attacked me and left me to starve? I expect you to fully pay back for the damage done, and have some more control over that pesky bird. -K
B: Pet...? (Beans is genuinely confused over Klerc referring to Pinto as their pet.) Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll talk to them about their behavior although I don't think they'll listen to me. Here's some stuff as an apology for the inconvenience. (It gifts Klerc a basket filled with sandwiches, pickled goods, pouches of coins, and two bottles of bourbon) Again, I'm really sorry...
P: I'm not! Screw you, Klerc.
B: Pinto... Please stop...
Good, this will do nicely, thank you for co-operating. You are forgiven, though this better not happen again, I don’t want that chicken near my shop.
As for you, pest, you could learn a thing or two from it.
(If Pinto could blow raspberries, then they would. Meanwhile, poor Beans just bows its head knowing it can't control Pinto and their atrocious behavior.)
P: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! I'll "learn" a thing or two from them. Right, Beans?
(Beans nods as they are visibly crying.)
Oh dear, look what you’ve caused the poor soul to do, you pheasant.
(Klerc walks up to Beans, not sure what to do, offers Beans his handkerchief, and turns to Pinto)
Why must you be such a thorn in their side, they’ve done nothing wrong!
(Beans holds the handkerchief awkwardly after wiping away their tears)
P: Ask it, not me. They are the one I've had to baby and care for constantly. Always got into trouble and fights thanks to its MANY issues. I don't think you should be interrogating me when you, an outsider, have no say in this matter. Now, Beans- (Beans jumps and quickly hands the handkerchief back whilst mouthing a "thank you") we need to talk and you, Klerc, need to take the things you were so graciously gifted and you need to leave.
B: I'm sorry, but goodbye.
Then why don’t you simply leave it in peace if it’s so bad with it then. While I might not, I do have a lot to say about the matter. Fine, I will, and I better not see you anywhere near my property again.
(Klerc takes his basket and leaves bitterly, nodding at Beans before he does so)
Beans, are you aware that your pet chicken stole from my very own home, viciously attacked me and left me to starve? I expect you to fully pay back for the damage done, and have some more control over that pesky bird. -K
B: Pet...? (Beans is genuinely confused over Klerc referring to Pinto as their pet.) Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll talk to them about their behavior although I don't think they'll listen to me. Here's some stuff as an apology for the inconvenience. (It gifts Klerc a basket filled with sandwiches, pickled goods, pouches of coins, and two bottles of bourbon) Again, I'm really sorry...
P: I'm not! Screw you, Klerc.
B: Pinto... Please stop...
Good, this will do nicely, thank you for co-operating. You are forgiven, though this better not happen again, I don’t want that chicken near my shop.
As for you, pest, you could learn a thing or two from it.
(If Pinto could blow raspberries, then they would. Meanwhile, poor Beans just bows its head knowing it can't control Pinto and their atrocious behavior.)
P: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! I'll "learn" a thing or two from them. Right, Beans?
(Beans nods as they are visibly crying.)
Oh dear, look what you’ve caused the poor soul to do, you pheasant.
(Klerc walks up to Beans, not sure what to do, offers Beans his handkerchief, and turns to Pinto)
Why must you be such a thorn in their side, they’ve done nothing wrong!
Beans, are you aware that your pet chicken stole from my very own home, viciously attacked me and left me to starve? I expect you to fully pay back for the damage done, and have some more control over that pesky bird. -K
B: Pet...? (Beans is genuinely confused over Klerc referring to Pinto as their pet.) Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll talk to them about their behavior although I don't think they'll listen to me. Here's some stuff as an apology for the inconvenience. (It gifts Klerc a basket filled with sandwiches, pickled goods, pouches of coins, and two bottles of bourbon) Again, I'm really sorry...
P: I'm not! Screw you, Klerc.
B: Pinto... Please stop...
Good, this will do nicely, thank you for co-operating. You are forgiven, though this better not happen again, I don’t want that chicken near my shop.
As for you, pest, you could learn a thing or two from it.
(The turkey Klerc is cooking is outside, being devoured by Pinto. Only the skin, fat, and bones remain as Pinto is pecking any bits of meat left away)
What?? Why is that bird eating my dinner? Or how did they even get it out of my oven is the first place?
(Klerc goes outside)
Pesky chicken! Get out of my sight, I don’t want to see you here again!
(Klerc grabs his broom and thwacks Pinto with it)
P: HEY!! BUZZ OFF!! (Pinto looks ready to attack)
Excuse you, I think you’ll find that was my meal, not yours. Do you have any idea how long it took to cook that? Time is money, you know!
(Klerc holds up his broom)
P: Therefore money can buy you a new turkey! (Pinto uses their mage hand to take the broom away and whack Klerc on the head with the broom.)
HEY! CHICKENS ARENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! THATS IT, IM DONE WITH YOU!
(Klerc takes off his hat and covers Pinto with it in an attempt to trap them)
(Pinto easily teleports on top of the hat and pecks the crap out of their hand)
What on earth?? Ow, stop that!
(Klerc grabs his hat and rushes back inside)
How odd, chickens were never such violent creatures. Nor did they speak or have magic floating hands. Hmm, I presume it’s that “global warming” everyone’s talking about, yes.
