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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
Kaledo Art
$LAYYYTER
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@demonicmadness-askblog
B: Uh, I'm sorry but we had some difficulties-
P: No we didn't, I decided to delete the blog and start new. I got tired of being hit with shoes.
B: Oh. So can we-
P: Ask US anything, random plebs.
B: (muttering) You didn't even let me fucking speak...
(Beans' Pronouns are They/It and Pinto's is They/Them
-Aspen)
a hen-velope.
like an envelope but
hen.
uah
P: Your joke was so bad, it took me two years to respond. How lame
can i use a fire blast to heat up burritos or no
B: I used to use fire blasts to light fires so I could eat stews and meat when I was at my lowest point so... the only bad part is that food will burn easily :<
Oh. Uh. Thanks for the answer. Are you okay though?
B: Yea, I'm okay! I consider it a good learning experience for survival :3
can i use a fire blast to heat up burritos or no
B: I used to use fire blasts to light fires so I could eat stews and meat when I was at my lowest point so... the only bad part is that food will burn easily :<
trick or treat? :3 I don’t really know how this works -Ario
B: Uhh... neither do I, honestly. Have this warhammer that Pinto won't stop telling me to use.
*Beans gives Ario a Warhammer straight out of Skyrim*
how do chickens send mail
they send it in a
a hen-velope
B: ... I don't get it :<
do NOT eat the egg Pinto gave you if you value your life
-Ario
Well dang now I don’t have any eggs for egg soup
What’s the point of Halloween eggs if you can’t eat them? I’ll just leave it somewhere and forget about it
P: Don't trust the octopus looking guy. The egg is perfectly safe.
uhhhh I am very confused
Are any of you eggsperts
P: I lay eggs, of course I do. The octopus man doesn't lay eggs so he doesn't know anything about eggs.
do NOT eat the egg Pinto gave you if you value your life
-Ario
Well dang now I don’t have any eggs for egg soup
What’s the point of Halloween eggs if you can’t eat them? I’ll just leave it somewhere and forget about it
P: Don't trust the octopus looking guy. The egg is perfectly safe.
egg soup
P: I'm eating your soup, capitalist knockoff >:]
A chicken has stolen my egg soup
maybe
maybe I’ll make chicken soup to lure eggs in
and I’ll make more egg soup
this is the only way to obtain egg soup
P: ... Or... I could just give you an egg???
Yeah that would be helpful, I don’t know any chickens. Come to think of it, where are all the chickens?
*If Pinto could sweat, their feathers would be SOAKED*
P: Good question... Anyway! Here's an egg, bye! *they hand Klarc a speckled red and black egg*
egg soup
P: I'm eating your soup, capitalist knockoff >:]
A chicken has stolen my egg soup
maybe
maybe I’ll make chicken soup to lure eggs in
and I’ll make more egg soup
this is the only way to obtain egg soup
P: ... Or... I could just give you an egg???
egg soup
P: I'm eating your soup, capitalist knockoff >:]
B: COUUNT!!!! Charles the boiler room guy isn't looking too well...
And Pinto's pecking on Charles' hand :<
good.
B: Ohh... I see... Should I kill him then? :3
P: I WANT HIS BONES
nah, he isn’t worth your energy
besides, his suffering in the boiler room is a worse fate for him (I keep him fed so he can suffer longer)
and ough I want his bones too, but it will probably be a while till then
P: *cursing in unknown, demonic tongues*
B: Alrighty! You're the boss and I'll only your wishes of hurting adulterers :3 ...I will have to get Pinto some replacement bones though...
P: *screeching* A ChEF's BONes SHOULD-
B: Don't worry, I'll get them some poultry bones so they don't touch your collection again, Count! *nervously laughing*
B: COUUNT!!!! Charles the boiler room guy isn't looking too well...
And Pinto's pecking on Charles' hand :<
good.
B: Ohh... I see... Should I kill him then? :3
P: I WANT HIS BONES
when cooking pinto do you have to keep the feathers on or take them off before cooking ?
B: Well, because Pinto is a chicken, I assume you take the feathers off because you can't eat feathers-
P: Don't even think about cooking me!
B: I wasn't! >:[
P: Sure, Beans, act all innocent as if you aren't betraying your best and only friend!
B: Ugh, not this again...
B: Hi!!!! You seem a lot nicer than Nailrem and you are prettier :33
Greetings!!! Ah, why thank you!! Nailrem can be quite a handful at times, so i see why you say that, though it comes as a surprise to me that you do find me to be good-looking!! Most people i know tend to find them to be more attractive, especially other vampires...-Not that I'm complaining, i'm not fond of most people he attracts, though they really should get to know him first- So you have my uttermost gratitude, and dare I say you're a beauty yourself!!
B: Hehe, thank you!
Haha pinto you have a bald spot 🫵🫵🫵
P: If I do, then you can help fix it. (They casually hold up a crowbar)
I assure you, my words have no ill intent, though I’ll stop now if that’s the case. Hmm… do you have any close ones? I hate the thought of you only having that chicken.
B: Umm... I'm not sure? I have everyone that's working with Count Ario but other than that, I don't really have anyone. If the group completely disbanded, that support would be completely gone. My brother isn't around in my life and if I dare mention the idea of being closer friends with someone named Paprika, then Pinto will give me hell for it. I dunno. Maybe I am meant to be alone...
