❀ Klondyke ❀

°˖✧✿ femme lesbian ✿ she/her ✿ teddy bear ✿✧˖° *＊✿ shitpost account i made for my gay stuffed animal ✿＊* *•°᯽ dms and asks open ᯽°•*

[klondyke-the-bear]

Hi, I'm Klondyke! ❀

I'm a closeted teenage lesbian who made this blog so I can post about gay stuff without anyone I know irl seeing it. I named it after my gay teddy bear, Klondyke.

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This is Klondyke (she/her) and her butch Ricky the Raccoon (he/him). They are both lesbians. They are in love.

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If you're queer, please consider giving me a follow! Also, feel free to send messages or asks!! Ty!

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[psalacanthea]

to all my period-having buds in the US, make sure you delete that shit

[ladyshinga]

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[snowflakeeel]

gotta do everything myself around here

[junk-thunder]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[rat-detector]

Forbidden Yaoi

[ominous-signs]

wire-crossed lovers

[cacavape]

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

[poolboydivision]

I don’t believe such a thing exists

[cacavape]

[poolboydivision]

I was mistaken

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[ratbugs]

little helper

what a good boy

[catchymemes]

[viralfrog]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Guys! I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn't you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery!

I guess snitches don't get stitches.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[alien-dyke]

internalized homophobia SUCKS!!! what do you mean i'm still deeply struggling with accepting myself I was supposed to get over that when I was 14!!!!

[nappesworld]

[bathtubbarrister]

that’s some damn tea

[greyhairedgeekgirl]

If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way?  That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.

It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way.  Are you good with that?

[smartest-of-them-all]

Wow this tea is SCALDING

[sotiredimbored-deactivated20250]

this wasnt supposed to happen

[radicaltorque]

Yup