this is your life.

WARNING! If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

[songsbirds]

[imogenpotts]

get to know us meme | 1/5 favourite Friendships » Aaron Paul and Imogen Poots ↳ “Anytime you get the opportunity to jump in a car with Imogen Poots you take it”

[nerdistique]

That Awkward Moment

[itwasyourworldandijustlivedinit]

It’s 2:18 in the morning in the middle of February. I’ve been sitting on a park bench for almost four hours. I’m fucking freezing. Why am I sitting here ? Why am I still sitting on this bench ?

[nsyncdreamer]

[kmae-blog]

THIS IS THE BEST

[kmae-blog]

Every time I think a wound is healed, I peel it right back open again. 

I can’t keep letting the emotional scars run my life. :\

[kmae-blog]

Posted over a year ago. Still relevant.

[vinebest]

[jxhn-mulaney]

*cracks neck* my time has come

[breelandwalker]

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

[currentlymovingflights-deactiva]

Basically this

[30rockasaurus]

[chryolain]

I need absolutely no context

[sandandglass]

[eslamy-deactivated20190205]

Elly mayday

[boyishgirls-deactivated20150113]

so she isn’t at all like the people i usually post but u should all know about elly mayday bc this woman went through cancer and chemotherapy and kept modeling despite her scars and baldness and she’s a real inspiration go google her

[the-gingerdancer]

Oh my godddd she’s beautiful

[lifecolouredpurple]

she’s gorgeous and it makes me want to cry

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Taylor Swift accepts Billboard’s Woman of the Year.

[sansastlark]

Emily Kinney Appreciation Week                                  17/12   -   Favorite acting moment

[sansastlark]

"It’s great to watch her because she’s such a natural, honest talent and you know that stuff on the porch when she’s talking about her past, and talking about her future and her family and stuff? There wasn’t a dry eye on set. She’s really, really good, and I think getting the opportunity to watch her shine is such a gift for all of us and I know it was for me there."

[thewrittenmagic]

Every refresh generates a new character flaw with a one sentence description for inspiration. 

[becausebirds]

[mynewurl]

i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

i love this

[satyrdaymornings]

Perf

[feedmesashimi]