I'm worse than everybody's aunt

I'm Victoria and I'm from the UK, 22 year old nobody and student paramedic.

[pulpfanfiction]

setting my status on MS teams as DO NOT RESUSCITATE

[matchagirl]

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[poirott]

Sir David Suchet shares an amusing fan encounter story from the set of Agatha Christie’s Poirot in Hastings, East Sussex - BFI Q&A, November 12 2013

“‘Oh!’ she said, apparently satisfied, and set off on her away again, only to stop once again moments later. ‘Thank you for choosing Hastings,’ she said, with a gentle wave, and she set off up the street away from me. Even as I remember that day now, it brings a tear to my eye. It was so touching, and seemed to reflect exactly how much ordinary people really seemed to care about the little Belgian, even if he was entirely the product of Dame Agatha’s imagination.” - David Suchet, Poirot and Me

[memewhore]

[anakin-skywalker]

I haven’t ever changed who I am. I’ve just gotten more accepting of it. Being happy isn’t getting what you want, it’s wanting what you have. - Carrie Fisher

[pastelparrotlet]

To everyone who spends just a little longer at work than necessary, who goes places they don’t need to because they don’t want to go home:

I promise you someday we’ll be so excited to go home, because it will be a home we built and feel safe and loved in.

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[saxophonechihuahua]

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

[violetsandshrikes]

Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:

• taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush

• a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises

• he’s kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers

• i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and he’s coming in on his day off to cover it for me

• he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc “how the fuck could we survive customers without it”

like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro

[violetsandshrikes]

• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible

[freelancerwaddledee]

your boss sounds awesome

[violetsandshrikes]

his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier

[anteabelle]

[adamthegirl]

[conniejoworld]

both perfectly phrased

[tearsinthemist]

I like this

[adamthegirl]

[conniejoworld]

both perfectly phrased

[tearsinthemist]

I like this

[ramoneblog]

Coffee time.

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[salamispots]

star break

[etherea1ity]

i sat quietly beside the window, closed my eyes and listened to the rhythm of gentle waves hitting the sea shore...

[everythingfox]

Lovely addition to the garden

[anxietyproblem]