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HOLLY J IS A CHEAP IMITATION OF PAIGE i say into the microphone. everyone boos.

its true, someone says from the back. lauren collins herself.

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WAKE UP ITS BORDER BATTLE WEEK

FUCK UNH, ROLL BEARS

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HOW THE FUCK??

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these losers are coming to the alfond tonight

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I LOVE UMAINE WOMENS HOCKEY

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They’re just getting it out of their system, they’ll find their rhythm once January hits🥲

[kmartography]

when it comes to umaine sports, it’s hard to tell which team is which😅🥲

mih is playing quinnipiac this weekend, and fb is playing stony brook in a few minutes, I can’t wait to be in the Alfond again

(fb is three games away from making the playoffs though)

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has the last season proved umaine is a good team? no. but fuck unh so here we are

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39 days till umaine hockey!!

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we love maine men and maine men ONLY

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[cipheramnesia]

All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.

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AHHHH UMAINE ROSTER IS UP!!!

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i present to you, my favorite video of all time. the Merrimack vs. maine opening round. number 23 (the objective best man on the team) gets into an awkward situation and literally NONE of the guys know what’s going on

[kmartography]

tag yourself as 1 of 3 umaine players (Jack Quinlivan, Tristan Poissant, or Matthew Fawcett) in the penalty box during the March 5th BU game

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the only reason I’m alive right now is because I NEED to see the umaine 22-23 roster

only 12 players coming back from last year… WHO DID THEY REPLACE THEM WITH??? TELL ME WHAT SECRETS YOU HIDE BEN BARR

[lovequinn]

Trans People Can Take a Joke. Yours Just Aren’t Funny.

Every day, I log on to Twitter and am immediately smacked in the face with some sort of horrible news, paired with the most asinine…

breaking news: men in modern comedy continue to be disappointments, more at 10

[sunflowerdigs]

"Tumblr shouldn't put stars on pedestals-" expecting someone not to platform a bigot so that he can spread his bigoted views isn't putting someone on a pedestal, it's just expecting common decency.

[firstfullmoon]

Eating strawberries in the spring, yes, that’s part of life.

Vincent Van Gogh, from a letter to his brother Theo (via firstfullmoon)