Live like you're dying

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Farted in the car...

Bad idea

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Finally found someone.

It's nice to find someone who actually cares about you

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what a loser

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I'm 23 today

Pass me a beer

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“Atari Bigby…University of Jah…RASTAFARI!”

[cbssports]

No. 9 Notre Dame 41, Miami 3 (We’re not sure if the Fighting Irish won because of these uniforms or in spite of them.)

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I like them...

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What can ya do?

Live ya life...

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“I don’t care what Shaq says. Shaq played the game. He’s done. He’s gone. It’s time to move on. He hated the fact, you know, that when he played, the older guys were talking about him and how he played, and now he’s doing the exact same thing. Just let it go. There’s no sense for him to be talking trash at me. He did his thing in the league. He’s one of the most dominant players that ever played the game. Just sit back and relax. You did your thing. Your time is up. I don’t really care. I don’t really care. He can say whatever he wanna say. What do we need to get on the same page for? I have respect for him and what he did for basketball. That’s it. Like I said, he’s already did his thing. He played. And when my time is up, there’s gonna be somebody who can do everything that I can do. Probably do it better. And instead of me talking about him, I’ll do my job to try to help him get to where I’m at. I think that’s what guys who’ve done it before us should do.” —Dwight Howard

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Yes

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Heartbreak warfare

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[cbssports]

JaVale McGee does not seem thrilled about the Denver Nuggets’ new alternate uniforms.

[nbaoffseason]

And there it is, Lakers fans, your 2012-13 starting five. 

Will this team win a title this year or follow in the footsteps of the 2004 Lakers?

@Suga_shane

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Ohhhhhhh baby #LAallday

[cbssports]

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Orlando anymore…

[nbaoffseason]

“I’ll do whatever it takes, whatever I need to do to help this team. So now, if I have to go kill someone on the court, I’ll kill someone on the court.”

Darko God help us all. 

[nbaoffseason]

Dwyane Wade has reportedly left Nike for Li-Ning, the Chinese shoe company that counts Evan Turner, Jose Calderon, and Hasheem Thabeet (?) among its endorsers. Li-Ning also used to sponsor Shaquille O’Neal and Baron Davis, so this could be an indication that Wade plans to expand his global brand, gain fifty pounds, and steal a reality show idea from Steve Nash.

Wade’s contract expired today, amid rumors of conflicts with Jordan Brand, primarily their insistence that Wade start wearing jeans from MJ’s personal denim line, and that he change the spelling of his name to “Dwayne.” Li-Ning’s website says, “Balance is the absence of doubt,” so maybe the reason Wade falls down so much is that he’s unsure of himself?

[nfloffseason]

“Welcome back. Coulda used you last week.”

- Aaron Rodgers

(Photo by AP Photo/Tom Lynn)

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I got a question earlier about whose team this is. I don't want to get into the, 'Well, we share ...' No, it's my team. But I want to make sure that Dwight (Howard), when I retire, this is going to be hism

Kobe Bryant