knickknackaugustmackā:
I know. It-it was a joke. Iāve had a reputation as a spazz since day one. I know how to throw a punch, actually, my parents mā¦made me take self defense classes. I didnāt want to break my, um, piano hands though.
Or, or go to jail. Priorities. Also it escalated more quickly than an-antā¦ticipated. I wasā¦out for a long time.
Iāve been doing nothing but sleep since it happened, basically. Itās very dull.
You know if Iāif I eat these stolen goods then I will become the thief I am rumored to be? But-but, I am a, uh, badass or whatever, so. -Peels banana-
Why would someone bring a lemon for lunch?
-leans on one hand and smiles-
You are a badass, Small Fry. I mean that. And if punching wonāt work, a kick or two will do. Those self-defense classes always seemed like bullshit to me. Iāve had a kid try to use that shit on me before; he didnāt expect me to poke both his eyes at once and knee him in the gut. -shrug-
ā¦Look, I knew you needed fruit, I brought fruit. I think the lemon was for some other thing or whatever. If you donāt wanna eat it, Iāll eat it.
I bit him. I did-I didn't expect him to throw me to the floor, which was my bad. Although in...in my defense, I was probably a little concussed by that point already. I re-remem-member, uh...uh, thinking about kicking him in the nuts. I should have done that.
Here. -Tosses lemon, but it goes past Rai and into the bookshelves- Darn it. Meant to toss that to you. -Slowly pushes chair back, meanders towards lemon-
-Stumbles three steps in the wrong direction-
...
-Stumbles a step backwards-
I'm stuck. I give up, the lemon fetching is all you, bro. -Holds onto table edge, uses it to get back to seat, falls into chair haphazardly. Picks up ice pack again-










