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@knicrow
Hello all followers/following that did not block me when they received shitty scam messages from me. I got hacked! Yay! They messaged all my followers/following trying to get their account information before I regained access. I still don't know how they got access. If you recently got a message from me-- not from me. So sorry for the trouble.
My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious theyāre naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
Itās been almost two years since I posted this but hereās a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:
Dr. Gibbitz
Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven
Dr. Donald Gorthian
Ronald Von Momnaldberg
Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich
Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston IIIĀ
Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink
Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.
Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer
Vater Oorlag
Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly
Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason itās spelled āGibbetzā in the season 2 subtitles)
Melmord Fjordslorn
Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter
Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield
Wilmore Unduntingiminen
Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden
Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson
Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin
Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.
Dr. Borgermu Barret SwingdworthĀ
Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj
Captain Slufgyflaysid
Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul
Dr. Alsajahb FifborgiltkĀ
Dr. Fsmilejera IrlelwollĀ
Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton
Like I just love how you can pinpoint āNinmiltrid Fmiltindrydenā as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.
cultural appropriation is definitely not the correct term for it but i genuinely GENUINELY feel something like that when people associate capybaras with Japan, I know that this is probably cus south America has overall very little influence on like general worldwide culture or what not but it is infuriating how their actual native region doesn't even show up on the suggested search.
and how so many "cute capybara art" is them in Japanese hot springs under cherry blossom drinking macha or some shit. it pisses me off . carpinchos/ capybaras are native to south america.
real carpinchos drink mate
Tumblr: we are a no porn website now
Porn: you cannot kill me in a way that matters
[video id: A video of giant spherical jaw breaker candies melting over an extremely hot cone. The cone is red with heat, sometimes catching on fire throughout the video. Throughout the video the jawbreaker bounces and vibrates up and down on the cone. It also bubbles and spews melted jawbreaker liquid everywhere, including dripping down the cone and over itself. Intermittently excessive smoke and steam obscures the melting jawbreaker before clearing once more. It ends with someone holding up the melted jawbreaker to the camera showing the giant tunnel-like hole now running through its centre, and the colourful layers inside the candy. The video was uploaded by āFlorida Fox Anthill Artā on TikTok and is titled āBHRC [Big Hot Red Cone] vs jaw breakerā. end id]
[image id: Several tumblr tags related to the video described above. All tags allude or address the, likely unintended, sexual nature of the video. For the purpose of readability no usernames were included. Tags read as follows:
#1: āfinally: dragon boyfriendā
#2: [melting face emoji]
#3: āHow I bounce on it with weak hips and a nerve disorderā
#4: āwe need regular porn back on this websiteā
#5: āno commentā
#6: āpretty sure this is against tumblrs guidelines [hot and sweating emoji]ā
#7: āsighs deeply / I should call herā
#8: āthe foley artists simulating roadrunner topping wiley coyoteā
#9: ābouncing on it in a self destructive mannerā
#10: āya / vidā
#11: [all caps] ānormal porn back I beg youā
#12: āI should call herā¦ā
#13: āwe need to get normal porn back on this siteā
#14: āthis is way better than regular porn / Iāve seen a zillion naked people before but this is a brand new experienceā
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the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw
the usual fearmongering around detransition and testosterone feels pretty unserious when you already know and love trans and intersex women. like sure maybe you will regret it, but so what? worst case scenario you end up as a woman who has experienced the effects of having elevated testosterone in her system. there are a lot of those. you will survive.
Iām chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but Iām not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it
Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in
people love the idea of the mean girl nurse pipeline because it problematises medical abuse as a personal perversion rather than understanding it as a product of broadly held ableist values and its like, if this was only about ontologically evil teenage girls choosing to enter a profession because of their unique sadism then you really wouldnt expect to see the exact same forms of abuse pervading all arrangements of paid, unpaid, formal, ad hoc, and familial caretaking as well -- its more comforting to believe the nurse was just a preexisting bad person than that most of the world broadly hates disabled people and will abuse, neglect, and gaslight them if given power over their care
from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha
-reliant on RNG random encounters
-instills a deep sense of fomo
-seasonally-cycled releases
-becomes increasingly financially prohibitive the more you want to expand your list and/or document your encounters
-achieved goals sound meaningless to those not in the hobby
never give up!
Doechii photographed by Vika Petlakh (2022)
rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices
inspired by this grace quote:
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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever š
Iāve started using chewing sticks to brush my teeth and tbh Iām surprised that zero waste people arenāt all over these things.
Chewing sticks are basically sticks from specific trees that you strip some of the bark off, chew to loosen up the inner fibers, and then brush your teeth with said fibers. You cut off the fibers every other day and strip off more bark so the sticks also force you to keep replacing your toothbrush a bit better than normal ones do because youāre literally whittling them down to nothing over time.
No toothpaste required because the sticks naturally have fluoride in them and being, you know, sticks, theyāre biodegradable by nature. So no plastic from the toothpaste because there is no toothpaste and no plastic from the stick because itās a stick.
Some brands sell them wrapped in plastic but you know, not all of them do that. And you can get a reusable container to put them in when youāre not using them.
But because zero waste people are super into finding complicated ways to reduce plastic usage I was surprised Iāve never heard of these things being discussed in the zero waste YouTube channels Iāve watched. They talk about like bamboo toothbrushes and refillable toothpaste and whatnot. Not chewing sticks.
Iām using them because I can just keep one in my pocket in its little container and theyāre super stiff and my gums need strengthening according to my hygienist. (Note if you decide to use these things your gums might bleed the first few times because the fibers are so stiff)
Iām not really using them for environmental reasons but they seem like the sort of thing that extreme tree huggers would like. But no, the only people using chewing sticks seem to be me and people trying to make sure they donāt accidentally swallow toothpaste during Ramadan.
