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13351 said: uhh. cold shower? do something with your hands? i don't feel like showering, so i'll just dump a cold bucket of water on myself. thanks for the unintentional idea.

#doctalk.txt #maybe i'll find my old rubix cube too. it's probably around here somewhere.

13351 said: run some laps. drink some monsters. both sound gross. do you have any other ideas?

#doctalk.txt #i've already drank 3 cups of coffee in the past hour. too much caffeine is lethal.

someone keep me up.

#doctalk.txt #just for 2 hours. about 2 hours.#then i'll sleep. ...#...after the appointment.#i haaaaate patients but i gotta make money somehow.

it’s official:

i’m fucking tired.

#doctalk.txt #i'm sooooo tired. i have an appointment so late today and i can't sleep.#if i do i'll probably sleep through it. uuuuugh.

@13351 i think you’re already my favorite blogger

#doctalk.txt #you're too fucking relatable thank you

marisatomay

#about #save #hooooly fucking shit this is me!

berylb33

#save #oh my fucking god.

hyenatoothed-blog

yeah thanks i know

knifelaw-blog

you’re welcome. i’m glad to help

#doctalk.txt #hyenatoothed #well shit i guess i HAVE to pay for a theme now #i'm not a cis or a het so i guess i don't have a choice in the matter :-/

hyenatoothed-blog

thats the joke

knifelaw-blog

your joke sucks.

#doctalk.txt #hyenatoothed #that's called too much money too spare #i could probably pay for one but that's a waste of money #i'd rather spend it on stuff i can actually use like t-shirts or something

hyenatoothed-blog

this place sucks and i want my money back

knifelaw-blog

you don’t even pay any money for this place, fucknut

#doctalk.txt #if you did though then i'd want it back too.#hyenatoothed

i don’t check this thing for a month and literally nothing changed

#doctalk.txt #ANYWAYS i'm fucking bored.

remember the guy i messed up yesterday? haha, well he brought an entire group with him to get revenge for his handy ass.

#doctalk.txt #i won of course; it was pretty funny seeing them try and scare me.

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What’s your stance on being mauled to death by an angry leopard?

He’s a small white pigeon named Hattori. Very particular about what he eats && I often dress him in outfits matching my own. His favorite is a tie.

knifelaw-blog

whoa. nice threat. haven’t heard that one before. props to your creativity! it’s pretty boring hearing the same old “i’m gonna stab you” shit.

hattori sounds pretty cute, though. i’d love to have a pet that i can match outfits with... like a bear. it’s illegal, i’m sure, but i’d kill to have a pet bear. what’s his favorite food? you got a picture of him?

#catrails #doctalk.txt #violence t #gore text t #( mmmaybe? )

@catrails

soooooo... your stance on the term “yiff?”

i’m joking. anyways, your about says to ask you about your bird and seeing as how i have nothing else to do plus i crave that sweet, sweet conversation, tell me about ‘em. what kind of bird is it?

#doctalk.txt #catrails

i don’t have any patients right now so i’m watching more of the best show ever and sometimes i forget there’s an entire episode where this kid's prosthetic arm talks him into playing shogi.

#doctalk.txt #this is such a fucking ride. i love it.#virtually everything in this show is impossible but it's so nice and relaxing.

@ whoever attacked me: hope you’re having fun with your arm sticking out of your ass.

#doctalk.txt #body horror t #they'll probably be back later to apologize.

so... guess who got threatened today.

#doctalk.txt #being a doctor is pretty hard work. i'm pretty tired.#still got the rest of the day ahead of me... wonder what the next guy'll use.

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