A little too romantic, don't you think?

Of course I'll do it, if you have the money to pay me. And believe me, I don't come cheap. M!A: None ((Independent rp blog for Felix from Red vs Blue. Appearances on Tumblr will be spotty at best from now on, but I do much better with replies on skype! If you'd like my skype go ahead and ask, I'll almost always be more than happy to give it over.))

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

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ur a fucking nerd

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

who wants my skype

//I updated this on my sidebar as well but

more than likely I'll be incredibly spotty on here because I seriously have the worst attention span for long paragraph replies, but I'm marginally much better answering on skype! I'll give it out to pretty much anyone if you ask, whether its for rps or just to chat!

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[the-maroon-cyborg]

Simmons fucked up. He severely fucked up. ‘I can go on patrol without you then, asshole.’ He had told Grif earlier when they had gotten into that little spat. That was a fuck up. The biggest fuck up of the century. Because he went alone. He thought he could handle it. He was ‘Big Bad Simmons’… he thought he would be fine.  He fucked up.  Now he was sitting there, watching Felix and a group of soldiers wander by. Of course they were on patrol too. He’s such an idiot. Of course he was hidden by a large tree, but not for long… Ugh, he should have brought someone. He shook his head and gripped his gun tightly before moving to leave… as quietly as fucking possible. It should have been easy. He was quiet. He was stealthy. He wasn’t Caboose or Donut. He could totally do this…  So, he took a careful step away from the area, looking back once to see if they were still looking the other way. Oh god…

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

Felix was about fucking fed up with Locus. Stop mouthing off to Control, Felix. Don't take your anger out on the soldiers, Felix. Set your trackers, Felix.

The last one was the most frustrating at the moment- Felix wasn't a child, he could handle himself on patrols. That was why, when his radar went off with enemy movement to his side, he refused to give Locus any credit at all. Instead, he drew his weapon and had his soldiers move around behind the enemy, while he walked towards Simmons' front. There was a gun in Simmons' face before Felix even had time to remember his name.

"...Well, look who's out all alone. What's wrong, red, you lost?"

[redgraveconspiracy]

if you're still taking suggestions: incubus felix?

oh no he’s hot

still taking suggestions

[madeofnxmbers-deactivated201504]

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…Oh. “Excuse me?” Felix asked, dull surprise crossing his face. “I think I must have misheard that, because I know you’d never speak to me like that. So I’m gonna have to ask you to repeat that- think carefully, Church, what did you just tell me?” Church didn’t deserve a second chance- he never did- but Felix was feeling generous.

Church stared back with an apathetic pout, clutching his candy closer.

"—I said," he huffed, “that I’m not in the mood. Not in the mood to be talked to or touched. Definitely not in the mood for sex. Won’t be for a while.”

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

The shock faded to anger as Felix bent down and snatched the candy from Church's hands. "I thought you knew how to fucking respect me. Obviously I'll have to teach you that one again." Felix popped a piece of the candy into his mouth as he stood. He gave Church no other warning than a quick once-over before pulling back an arm and punching Church in the shoulder, hard enough it'd bruise.

"You won't talk back to me like that again."

[madeofnxmbers-deactivated201504]

What's wrong, Church? You never have any argument when /I/ call you a slut.

…Oh, wonderful. Look who decided to show up. Church clings tightly to his pillow, shoving a chocolate aggressively in his mouth.

"Fuck off." That’s an answer. "Not in the mood."

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

...Oh. "Excuse me?" Felix asked, dull surprise crossing his face. "I think I must have misheard that, because I know you'd never speak to me like that. So I'm gonna have to ask you to repeat that- think carefully, Church, what did you just tell me?" Church didn't deserve a second chance- he never did- but Felix was feeling generous.

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

the-maroon-cyborg replied to your post: the-maroon-cyborg replied to your post: //wow so…

(now fight me. )

//you probably didn’t mean make you cry but wanna do a sad thing to kick off this blog being back

[the-maroon-cyborg]

(( …………. fuck it, ye lets do it. its what we’re good at ))

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

(hell ye hell ye what do you wanna do

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

the-maroon-cyborg replied to your post: the-maroon-cyborg replied to your post: //wow so...

(now fight me. )

//you probably didn't mean make you cry but wanna do a sad thing to kick off this blog being back

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the-maroon-cyborg replied to your post: //wow so its been a while huh oops? but hey im...

(love me )

((-loves u-

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

//wow so

its been a while huh

oops? but hey im very very tentatively back

how the hell am i gonna get started back up on this blog

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

"So do you think it's possible to suck on a candy cane until it's so sharp you could use it like a shank?" Not that he's trying. Nope, not at all.

[madeofnxmbers-deactivated201504]

No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, I will catch you.

"Is that a scare tactic, Felix?" His voice was a purr into the radio, far too laid-back for the situation. "Hm, that’s just like you. All bark and no bite. This is about your late partner, right? How about I send you a gift basket and call it even? You love presents.”

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

"Shut the FUCK up you massive goddamn prick!" Felix shouted into the radio before he could think to stop himself. He forced himself to pause, breathe, calm the fuck down because Locus' death should not have this much of an effect on him. He was out one partner, but that wasn't too bad. He could find another highly trained, skilled, hulk of a fucking partner that had no problem following orders that called for betraying and murdering huge amounts of-

"Fuck..." Alright, so finding a new partner would be harder than he thought. He tried to ignore how everything he just thought of described the person he was currently talking to, but hey, there was no harm in asking.

"Alright, Church, I have a deal for you. You're obviously a fucking psychopath, so how would you like to be able to murder almost anyone you wanted and get paid for it? Because unfortunately, I somehow seem to have lost my old partner. It's a real shame. The point is I need a new one, and you're obviously a step up."

[rxbelqueen]

“Wow. Alright. You have got a craaazy reaction time, you know that?” She lifted her legs from off the tree branch, hovering upside-down. Gently, she reached a heel forward to boop him on the top of the head.

"What’s wrong with me? Aw, c’mon, you’re interesting, I just wanted to come back and see you. You’re the one slittin’ throats like nobody’s business. Or your business. Considering it’s what you do.

"…Can you let go now, please? You really don’t want Roman on your ass. He’s a pain in, like, every possible body part and I just wanted to talk.”

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

If looks could kill, the tree would probably be on fire. That's how hard Felix was glaring at it when Erin tapped him on the head. He considered just cutting her throat anyways, but he really fucking wanted that pocket watch. God, if Locus could see the kind of cash Felix would get from selling that thing it'd make his head explode.

Felix hesitated to move the knife away, but eventually settled for tugging on her hair once and stepping back. "Do that shit again and next time I'll just cut off your hair. And I don't give a shit about Roman, he sounds like a douche. Now what do you want, Erin? I have shit to do, you know."

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"Yeah, but some of us chose to do something and get with him instead of just trailing after him like a puppy dog."

"Well- I just…I wanted to know if he liked me the way I liked him before I tried to kiss him or anything….”

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

"Yeah, but you have to go for that shit, or else you get to sit back and watch him go out with everyone else, all because you wouldn't make a move. And I really do mean everyone else, because seriously, is there a single person that hasn't tried to get with him other than you?"

[knifetricksandpaychecks]

"Okay, yeah, you guys need to start addressing me as sir now. I'm not gonna stand for anyone else refusing to admit I'm basically some kind of royalty or deity or something."

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It gets so lonely being evil

What I’d do to see a smile

Even for a little while

And no one loves you when you’re evil

I’m lying through my teeth!

Your tears are all the company I need!