Magical Me

Shazam!

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

the mess gala

[itssamnotsammi]

[samwilsondsfsdfsdhfg-deactivate]

the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them 

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!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!! 

[sadden]

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

[cringepics]

[spiritedinside]

Wild

[pinesinthewoods-deactivated2023]

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

[kkoongie]

This is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever fucking seen and I can’t even be angry about it because I’m too excited to go try both of these fuckers

[ftmmagazine]

[heyfunniest]

[savingpeople-huntingthings67]

Legit tho this is my bosses son and hes so adorable

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[champagnepadre]

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[hollaxs-deactivated20180422]

SOOO BEAUTIFUL

[margotsrobbie-deactivated202402]

Jessica Chastain Threw a Crazy Bachelorette Week in Vegas

[knightfilm]

Me: I am a smart and capable Adult.

Someone else: How about some Responsibility

Me: my name is Fuckup McDisappointment and you will address me as such.

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes