Hello, my name is KITT

RP/ask blog for the Knight Industries Three Thousand from 2008 Knight Rider // my main: @brightlinespectra. Icon was drawn by DilEmmaArt on DeviantArt!!

[knightindustries3thousand]

Hi, followers! I'm sorry to say that I've lost access to these blogs (KI2T, KI3T, and Benedict the Magic School Bus). I can't transfer ownership as I'm only logged in on mobile, so once I log out, these blogs will become inactive.

Feel free to message me at my new main, @darklinespectra. Idk if these blogs will ever be remade, but please message me if that's something anyone really wants to see.

Thanks for reading. Bye!

[knightindustries3thousand]

Happy father's day to the best dads I could ask for, @a-lovable-bug and @kittifyouprefer

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A human!Juniper drawing for Asian and Pacific Islander month!! This art is also available on my redbubble as a sticker and various other things.

Juniper is the muse of @better-to-light-one-candle and in-AU girlfriend of KI3T.

[art-corner-of-merci]

KITT Junior deserved better.

[decepti-karr]

“I have received instructions to give my virtual audience the following message. ‘My nephew @knightindustries3thousand is ‘the goodest boy.’’ That is all.”

[knightindustries3thousand]

((why did tumblr not notify me of this)) “Well… thank you, Uncle KARR. I was not expecting such a sentiment, but I appreciate it.”

[decepti-karr]

“I am merely the messenger. I would never use such abhorrent grammar. If you desire my opinion, you are an exemplary nephew.”

[knightindustries3thousand]

“Oh.... ah, thank you, Uncle KARR. I think you are...a good Uncle. Yes. Now let me get you some flowers-”

[decepti-karr]

“I have received instructions to give my virtual audience the following message. ‘My nephew @knightindustries3thousand is ‘the goodest boy.’’ That is all.”

[knightindustries3thousand]

((why did tumblr not notify me of this)) “Well... thank you, Uncle KARR. I was not expecting such a sentiment, but I appreciate it.”

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Happy Easter, you precious bab! *gives you a bag of jelly beans*

Ah, thank you, Anon! Happy Easter to you as well.

[merciresolution]

[alphatsar]

KI3T: Hey Dad, I’m KITT!

KI2T:Hey son, I’m KITT too.

[alphatsar]

KI3T: Yeah, well I’m the Knight Industries 3,000

KITT:

KITT: …..God dang it.

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This community's memes are delightful! I wish I had half the brains you all have to make such wonderful memes. I love your so called "trash" memes good person. Please don't stop making them. :3

((Screeee this makes me really happy to read, thank you so much. You’re too kind))

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I love your "trash" meme good person. I think it is golden and I love it. :3 Thank you for coming up with it! :D

((Aaaaaa thank you, that makes me really happy to hear!! I’m always so glad when people like my memes, lmao))

[alphatsar]

KITT: Where did you get all that red paint on your hood from?

KARR: The local hardware store. :D

KITT: That’s a lot of paint–

KARR:There were so many ppl outside. :D

KITT:

KARR: :D

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Four Years (Part Two)

Summary: KARR helps KI3T cope after the death of Herbie and KI2T. But after KARR’s files are corrupted in an attempt to give him programming to preserve human life, he stops caring about the well-being of his nephew. Here’s Part One!

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The night seemed to last forever. Every twenty minutes or so, KI3T’s scanner light would flash brightly, his engine revving as if trying to escape some unseen threat. Then he’d wake up, realize where he was, and attempt to go back to sleep mode. It continued for hours.

“Poor thing,” KI2T commented, watching his son try to settle down again for the fifth time.

On KI3T’s other side, Herbie was pacing angrily, engine growling.

“Look at him,” Herbie spat, “he’s suffering. He’s been suffering for so long, KITT, and there’s nothing we can do about it! Now KARR won’t even play the song anymore. That was the one thing that helped him the most and now he has nothing.”

“He has the team,” said KI2T.

“But not us! There’s only so much we can do from the afterlife.”

Herbie rolled back to KI3T, pressing against his fender. The younger car gave no response, even though they could tell he was still awake.

“See,” sighed Herbie, “he can’t even feel how much we love him.”

KI2T’s voice got softer. “Or how much we miss him.”

The two cars inched closer to their son as the storm raged outside, wishing they could be a source of warmth for him.

“It’s funny how you can miss someone when you cannot hear each other, no matter how close you may be.”

~

KI3T wasn’t sure how much rest he got, but he was grateful for the dim light streaming in through the windows. The storm had passed overnight; he checked local weather reports, and it seemed like it would be a pleasant day.

He looked at one of his internal camera feeds: the one pointed straight at his rear-view mirror. A small metal chain was still hanging there, after all this time. Herbie had given it to him for his birthday. He examined every charm. Each one meant so much. The flaming bird for KI2T. The VW in a circle for Herbie. And the cobra, meant to represent himself.

The charms were still together, but his family was not.

The sound of an engine pulled KI3T out of his thoughts. A sleek black Trans Am approached, and KI3T had to correct himself. This wasn’t his father.

“Good morning, Uncle KARR,” he said, polite as ever.

KARR didn’t give any indication of hearing the greeting. He slowed his already lazy pace. “What are you doing awake? Your past behaviors lead me to believe that you would spend all day today crying.”

He rolled past the Mustang and out through the tunnel. “Why you continue to waste everyone’s time with such nonsense is beyond me.”

KI3T waited until he could no longer hear KARR’s engine, and the doors slid shut. Then he relaxed on his wheels, letting the tension ebb away. Uncle KARR never used to put him on edge until his programming was altered.

That was what he needed to give Sarah an answer about. How could the team be willing to put themselves and other humans in danger again? It didn’t make sense. KI3T knew Uncle KARR was programmed for self-preservation: shouldn’t humans have some degree of wanting to protect themselves, as well?

They must, he thought. But I must protect them. I cannot allow Uncle KARR to become a threat again, no matter how much it hurts. ….I am a computer. I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. I don’t hurt. I live to protect.

And that was that.

~

When Mike opened his bleary eyes, it was already bright. He blinked, looking out the window at the raindrops falling off the roof. The gentle pitter-patter almost lulled him back to sleep, but thoughts of KI3T meandered into his mind. Mike let out a yawn and stretched, rolling over to face Sarah.

She was already awake and dressed, flipping through a book. “Morning,” she said, glancing at him. She put down her book.

“Mm. Morning. What time is it?” asked Mike, closing his eyes again.

“9:30. Sleeping this late is new for you, even on your days off.”

Sarah showed him the time on her phone, which read 9:32 AM. Mike stared at it.

“....damn. Well, I didn’t sleep great anyway.”

“Thinking about KITT?”

“Yeah.” Mike flipped onto his back, sighing. “I dunno what to do, Sarah. I’ll do anything for KITT, but there’s gotta be a way to make KARR, y’know, not dangerous, right?”

“We’ll keep working on the code, Mike, but I can’t tell you anything for certain.”

When Mike said nothing in response, Sarah leaned down to give him a kiss on the forehead. “Listen to me, don’t worry about it. I promise we’ll figure something out. Besides, you’ve taken down KARR before.” “It wasn’t easy!” Mike scoffed. “And how can we protect people from other criminals when we have to worry about a demon car straight outta Transformers?”

Sarah rested her head on her hand. She bit her lip; Mike had a good point. “Just… don’t stress about it. Today’s our day off, so why don’t we take KITT for a drive?”

“He only ever wants to go to the graves.” “Today we’ll do something fun. Make an adventure out of it. And we can bring Billy and Zoe along. Fresh air means a clear mind, and that means better results, right?”

Mike stared up at her. He could only shake his head, but with a groan, he got up and started making the bed. “I’ll get the picnic basket.”

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KI3T from Knight Rider 2008 loves you unconditionally!!

[firecooking]

Do you like Fireman Sam?

https://discord.gg/vSNfydh

Well, here’s a link anyways!

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((out of character, shameless discord server promotion))

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Happy Pi Day! 3.14159265. Here have some blackberry pie!

Pie? Ah, thank you, Anon!

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soft child

-innocent soft boy, baby, just the purest

-loves flowers and music

-but make no mistake, he will roast u

-sassy like his father

-m u s c l e s