I am Vengeance. I am The Night.

Indie Batman RP blog/mun 7-8 year experience/muse written for 7 years on different platform/ heavily BTAS based/ some rebirth & pre new 52 canon used/OC and Crossover friendly/no smut rp

[knightofwaynemanor]

@spider-anon you're not Batman

[knightofwaynemanor]

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[thethreefaes]

Kiara looked up from her book and raised a brow. Lyra was trying to hold in her laughter next to her, her book long forgotten. 

“Rose is the guilty party on the cereal steeling. As for the icecream…” Kiara’s gaze shifted back to the giggling faeling next to her. “Your child might have an addiction.” Lyra pouted and pushed her sister’s shoulder. 

“I do not. Everyone loves rocky road. I just got enough to share.” 

“Uh huh. Sure.” Kiara rolled her eyes just as Rose walked in with a bowl of cereal. 

“What’s going on? Oh an we’re out of Coco Puffs. Sorry.” Rose flopped down on the chair near them, somehow not spilling her cereal. Lyra snickered while Kiara sighed. 

[knightofwaynemanor]

I expect The Riviter to replace the cereal.

As for the ice cream….. Maybe try to cut back… This is getting as bad as the Pop Vinyl addiction we dealt with last year.

…… Why do I fear next will be a combo of the two.

[thethreefaes]

“Riviter?” Rose mutters around a mouth full of cereal. “I can live with it. Better than Rosy anyways.” With a shrug she agrees. “Yeah I’ll get more.”

Lyra on the other hand pouts. “Now that’s just mean. I’m not that bad.” Kiara snorts amused but doesn’t comment. “I’m not!”

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don’t worry, we all have our hobbies. Some take up shelf space, and others take up padded cells.

*he facepalms* That came out very wrong…….

[thethreefaes]

Rose almost chokes on her next spoon full. “The fuck kinky hobbies do you got?!” Lyra and Kiara burst out laughing.

That…that’s not how we meant it. I’m sure.” Lyra tries between laughs.

[knightofwaynemanor]

I was referring to my enemies, most who are inmates of the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

Most of the kinky stuff is kept between me and Selina behind closed and locked doors in the Manor.

*he says very matter of factly*

[thethreefaes]

“And that’s why we live out in our cottage away from the city.” They couldn’t tell if Kiara meant the villains or Bruce’s… hobbies. Probably both.

“Yeah except when we want ta raid your food and library for a bit. Also, got any new tech I could play with?” Rose smirked. Lyra simply shook her head and went back to reading.

[knightofwaynemanor]

There is no tech for cereal theives.

However Grayson made some sort of new smart watch for Lyra.... Apparently it not only allows real time video call streaming, it also has a subscription to crumchyroll..... And wolf ears that pop out whenever someone says "popvynl".

Also Poison Ivy said you havent called her back Kiara.

[knightofwaynemanor]

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[thethreefaes]

Kiara looked up from her book and raised a brow. Lyra was trying to hold in her laughter next to her, her book long forgotten. 

“Rose is the guilty party on the cereal steeling. As for the icecream…” Kiara’s gaze shifted back to the giggling faeling next to her. “Your child might have an addiction.” Lyra pouted and pushed her sister’s shoulder. 

“I do not. Everyone loves rocky road. I just got enough to share.” 

“Uh huh. Sure.” Kiara rolled her eyes just as Rose walked in with a bowl of cereal. 

“What’s going on? Oh an we’re out of Coco Puffs. Sorry.” Rose flopped down on the chair near them, somehow not spilling her cereal. Lyra snickered while Kiara sighed. 

[knightofwaynemanor]

I expect The Riviter to replace the cereal.

As for the ice cream….. Maybe try to cut back… This is getting as bad as the Pop Vinyl addiction we dealt with last year.

…… Why do I fear next will be a combo of the two.

[thethreefaes]

“Riviter?” Rose mutters around a mouth full of cereal. “I can live with it. Better than Rosy anyways.” With a shrug she agrees. “Yeah I’ll get more.”

Lyra on the other hand pouts. “Now that’s just mean. I’m not that bad.” Kiara snorts amused but doesn’t comment. “I’m not!”

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don’t worry, we all have our hobbies. Some take up shelf space, and others take up padded cells.

*he facepalms* That came out very wrong…….

[thethreefaes]

Rose almost chokes on her next spoon full. “The fuck kinky hobbies do you got?!” Lyra and Kiara burst out laughing.

That…that’s not how we meant it. I’m sure.” Lyra tries between laughs.

[knightofwaynemanor]

I was referring to my enemies, most who are inmates of the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

Most of the kinky stuff is kept between me and Selina behind closed and locked doors in the Manor.

*he says very matter of factly*

[knightofwaynemanor]

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[thethreefaes]

Kiara looked up from her book and raised a brow. Lyra was trying to hold in her laughter next to her, her book long forgotten. 

“Rose is the guilty party on the cereal steeling. As for the icecream…” Kiara’s gaze shifted back to the giggling faeling next to her. “Your child might have an addiction.” Lyra pouted and pushed her sister’s shoulder. 

“I do not. Everyone loves rocky road. I just got enough to share.” 

“Uh huh. Sure.” Kiara rolled her eyes just as Rose walked in with a bowl of cereal. 

“What’s going on? Oh an we’re out of Coco Puffs. Sorry.” Rose flopped down on the chair near them, somehow not spilling her cereal. Lyra snickered while Kiara sighed. 

[knightofwaynemanor]

I expect The Riviter to replace the cereal.

As for the ice cream….. Maybe try to cut back… This is getting as bad as the Pop Vinyl addiction we dealt with last year.

…… Why do I fear next will be a combo of the two.

[thethreefaes]

“Riviter?” Rose mutters around a mouth full of cereal. “I can live with it. Better than Rosy anyways.” With a shrug she agrees. “Yeah I’ll get more.”

Lyra on the other hand pouts. “Now that’s just mean. I’m not that bad.” Kiara snorts amused but doesn’t comment. “I’m not!”

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don't worry, we all have our hobbies. Some take up shelf space, and others take up padded cells.

*he facepalms* That came out very wrong.......

[knightofwaynemanor]

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[thethreefaes]

Kiara looked up from her book and raised a brow. Lyra was trying to hold in her laughter next to her, her book long forgotten. 

“Rose is the guilty party on the cereal steeling. As for the icecream…” Kiara’s gaze shifted back to the giggling faeling next to her. “Your child might have an addiction.” Lyra pouted and pushed her sister’s shoulder. 

“I do not. Everyone loves rocky road. I just got enough to share.” 

“Uh huh. Sure.” Kiara rolled her eyes just as Rose walked in with a bowl of cereal. 

“What’s going on? Oh an we’re out of Coco Puffs. Sorry.” Rose flopped down on the chair near them, somehow not spilling her cereal. Lyra snickered while Kiara sighed. 

[knightofwaynemanor]

I expect The Riviter to replace the cereal.

As for the ice cream..... Maybe try to cut back... This is getting as bad as the Pop Vinyl addiction we dealt with last year.

...... Why do I fear next will be a combo of the two.

[galahadwilder]

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

[theotheryongbok]

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

[knighthawkchapter]

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

[littlemissonewhoisall]

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

[doubletrouble7997]

And Shuri was recording everything and is trying not to give herself away by laughing

[knightofwaynemanor]

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[redarro]

[knightofwaynemanor]

That's what Selina said.

[knightofwaynemanor]

@jerseydevious can I just start tagging you in IC stuff that basically just devolves into "Batman talking to you" mostly because I'm a giant nerd, have been following your blog forever, and I love your Batman and Star Wars stuff and I somehow just wanna give back.

[knightofwaynemanor]

...I'll be back Brucie, and when I am.. I come back hard. ~Broken Bird.

No erection jokes Jason.

[thegreyturtle]

’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you've done ’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! Now we've got problems And I don't think we can solve 'em You made a really deep cut And baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! HELP I CAN'T STOP HIM Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted Did you have to hit me where I'm weak? Baty I couldn't breathe And rub it in so deep

….. @knightofwaynemanor this one is for you -_-

[stealthylshadow-blog]

Oh, it’s so sad to

Think about the good times

You and I

’Cause baby, now we’ve got bat blood

You know it used to be mad love

So take a look what you’ve done

’Cause baby, now we’ve got bat blood, hey!

Now we’ve got problems

And I don’t think we can solve ‘em

You made a really deep cut

And baby, now we’ve got bat blood, hey!

Did you think we’d be fine?

Still got scars in my back from your knives

So don’t think it’s in the past

These kind of wounds they last and they last

Now, did you think it all through?

All these things will catch up to you

And time can heal, but this won’t

So if you come in my way

Just don’t

[knightofwaynemanor]

......

[thegreyturtle]

’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you've done ’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! Now we've got problems And I don't think we can solve 'em You made a really deep cut And baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! HELP I CAN'T STOP HIM Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted Did you have to hit me where I'm weak? Baty I couldn't breathe And rub it in so deep

….. @knightofwaynemanor this one is for you -_-

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don't drag me into this.

[knightofwaynemanor]

I'mmmmmmm back. ;)

.... *Bruce sighed before pinching the bridge of his nose* Wallace.... Does your Uncle know you are here?

[knightofwaynemanor]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto. Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a place, of Somebody who needs you Everywhere you look.

........... Wallace.

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

tfw the gf asks if she can come over and you can’t go with the meme because your parents are dead

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

tfw you’re a filthy rich orphan stuck in a perpetual identity crisis and ur gf makes you feel .5 feels and you just can’t deal

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

tfw your gf calls you out for playin on her with justice and u two break up and ur dead inside but you gotta make it look like ur having the time of ur life wit ur new crew

[maybe-its-5sos]

Could Alfred be less savage for once

[mines-bigger-than-yours-deactiv]

No. He’s perfect this way.

[rannulfr]

Alfred knows that a parents snark has to meet the child’s rambunctiousness.

Considering that his child wears a fursuit to fight murderous, gimmick fetishists I think he’s being generous.

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[knightofwaynemanor]

Cry because your parents are both dead. Shot in an alley way on the way home from the theater in a senseless murder after a botch robbery.