Me, realizing that everyone frowns upon Mirage and considers him the worst legend:
Me, still playing Mirage because he makes me happy and I do well on him:
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Me, realizing that everyone frowns upon Mirage and considers him the worst legend:
Me, still playing Mirage because he makes me happy and I do well on him:
Mirage: Sugar Daddy
Lifeline: Sugar Mama
Bloodhound: Glucose Guardian
I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.
given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.
We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.
More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.
Now I can’t stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock
Now I can’t stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
y'all are really missing out on this one
@thegreyturtle @silverlyrawolf
Sony made both movies so they obviously exist in the same universe
if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background
Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo the entirety of The Avengers without even moving.
#thanos: u shouldve gone for the head :)#yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru t hanos’ skull (via @mechalesbian)
I’m sorry, but #yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru thanos’ skull is the fucking funniest thing I’ve read all day
Fandom: DC, My character(s): Oliver Queen. Universe: Doesn't matter. Just post a starter and Imll continue from there ;)
//DC huh? Use to be my main fandom. Hehe. Alright. Looks like Lyra’s up as the SilverBat. ^_^ //
A shadow jumped from roof to roof. The sky above the city dark and making the perfect cover. The figure stopped, perched on one of the taller buildings and relaxed. The figure, feminine in shape, was dressed in a suit similar to that of Batgirl’s though the accents were silver instead of yellow.
She stretched and let out a yawn. She had been traveling for so long, she needed a good run to help with the restlessness. She’d have to get back to the hotel soon, but for now the night air was calling her.
She laughs and walks to the edge of the roof.
“Who and what indeed.” She smirked at him. “Here you’ll see anything that ranges from a common thug to a woman with man eating plants.” Silverbat laughs again and paces on the thin edge. No worry in her body language that one slip would have her falling off the roof.
“So best be on your toes for anything.” She stills midstep and turns her head, almost like she’s listening to something he can’t hear.
He sighs. “Central City all over again..” He mutters under his breath, watching the girl walk. He puts his bow over his shoulder. Trying to decide whether to move along or if the kid is worth the trouble. “So what are you going to do?”
Oliver sighed, "this is why I hate kids" before shooting an Arrow connected to a line and swinging along. Following her to the point. (@thethreefaes )
Fandom: DC, My character(s): Oliver Queen. Universe: Doesn't matter. Just post a starter and Imll continue from there ;)
//DC huh? Use to be my main fandom. Hehe. Alright. Looks like Lyra’s up as the SilverBat. ^_^ //
A shadow jumped from roof to roof. The sky above the city dark and making the perfect cover. The figure stopped, perched on one of the taller buildings and relaxed. The figure, feminine in shape, was dressed in a suit similar to that of Batgirl’s though the accents were silver instead of yellow.
She stretched and let out a yawn. She had been traveling for so long, she needed a good run to help with the restlessness. She’d have to get back to the hotel soon, but for now the night air was calling her.
She laughs and walks to the edge of the roof.
“Who and what indeed.” She smirked at him. “Here you’ll see anything that ranges from a common thug to a woman with man eating plants.” Silverbat laughs again and paces on the thin edge. No worry in her body language that one slip would have her falling off the roof.
“So best be on your toes for anything.” She stills midstep and turns her head, almost like she’s listening to something he can’t hear.
He sighs. "Central City all over again.." He mutters under his breath, watching the girl walk. He puts his bow over his shoulder. Trying to decide whether to move along or if the kid is worth the trouble. "So what are you going to do?"
Reblog if
You are still going to be here after the change. If your characters and relationships you’ve made on this shit storm of a site, is too important to abandon.
Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)
Origin: Atlantean
“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”
Origin: Atlantean
(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)
“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”
Origin: Atlantean
“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”
Origin: Atlantean
“I….travel…friend!”
Origin: Atlantean
“…I travel friend…
(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”
(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)
Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)
“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”
Origin: Latin
“You speak the language of the Romans!”
Origin: French (milo plz)
“Do you speak French?”
Origin: French
“Yes, sir!”
And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.
So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.
Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.
Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.
how everyone should speak to someone who isn’t fluent in their language
Fandom: DC, My character(s): Oliver Queen. Universe: Doesn't matter. Just post a starter and Imll continue from there ;)
//DC huh? Use to be my main fandom. Hehe. Alright. Looks like Lyra’s up as the SilverBat. ^_^ //
A shadow jumped from roof to roof. The sky above the city dark and making the perfect cover. The figure stopped, perched on one of the taller buildings and relaxed. The figure, feminine in shape, was dressed in a suit similar to that of Batgirl’s though the accents were silver instead of yellow.
She stretched and let out a yawn. She had been traveling for so long, she needed a good run to help with the restlessness. She’d have to get back to the hotel soon, but for now the night air was calling her.
Green Arrow sat atop a roof in Gotham,
Figuring he could vacation from all the psychopaths in Starling.
He enjoyed this city, there were similarities between the two, both good and bad.
But he enjoyed this city.
It wasn’t Central City where it was all sunshine amd rainbows, and it wasn’t Starling with it’s good days and bad days.
Gotham was just bad days but he loved it. He loved how he always had the drop on enemies, he could hide in the shadows.
As Oliver sat and pondered thoughts he saw something shiny.
It was a person, in a black and silver suit.
Oliver decided to approach quietly and watch for any sign of an ambush.
It was getting later, and staying idle was never a good idea. She stood and did a final stretch when she sensed another presence on the roof. She didn’t turn to the newcomer yet. Simply tilted her head curiously. The aura wasn’t ill intending and didn’t seem bad.
“You’re new.” Her voice carries to him before she looks over her shoulder in his direction.
Oliver froze, How did she see me, he thought to himself.
He took a tight grip on his bow.
“My name is the Green Arrow, Who are you, Miss?” He said in a stern voice with his normal intent of intimidation.
“Silverbat.” She offers. She then twirled around to face him, the movement more similar to a dancer than fighter. She does nothing to hide the fact her eyes scanned over him and lingered on his bow. Curious and calculating. Deciding if he was truly Green Arrow all the way out here.
“You’re the infamous Green Arrow? What brings you all the way to Gotham?”
He sighs, she was one of Batmans sidekicks, he could tell by the ridiculous Bat-Insignia on her chest.
“I came out here to escape Starling, I figured I could use a break. I’m guessing by that-” He paused and pointed at her chest with his bow in his left hand. “That you work with Batman?” Oliver said quizzingly.
“I see. I suppose even heroes need a mini break.” She tilts her head, confused at his sigh. Her arms coming up to cross over her chest, and the symbol, when he points.
“Yes. Though I’ve just recently returned to Gotham, myself.” Her gaze went back to the city. “It is nice to be back. Didn’t expect to run into anyone up here.” A smirk crosses her lips. “Should have known better.”
Oliver raised an eyebrow under his mask, "So, in this city.." He takes a gap in his sentence to take a slow turn looking around and taking the city in. "Who am I likely to go up against? Or what, shall I say rather." He said referring to the fact that he's now faught Meta's as well as mob-bosses.
Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.
Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3
We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck
There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)
No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature
the ninjas of the sea
y’all see this motherfucker right here?
this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.
This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.
he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea
what the fuck is happening underwater to create these fucking things
Time and space is happening.
Animals lived on ground for only 550,000,000 years, while underwater life existed for billions of years. Also the ground is only 30% of the Earth and height wise it’s only as tall as some tall trees unless you’re flying. Also many places on the ground are deserts and thus don’t have water to support much life.
The ocean on the other hand is 70% of the Earth’s surface, has depths of down to 10+ kms, and most of those depths can support life, so there’s a lot more variety in the types of animals you can see while on the ground most animals stick to 20-30 different basic survival strategies.
Octopuses are the shit
Years ago I made the personal decision to stop eating octopus and squid at sushi restaurants. I honestly and truthfully believe them to be as intelligent as we are, just in different *directions*.
My mom and her wife volunteer as docents at the Hatfield Marine Center in Newport, OR. The Center catches, studies, and releases great Pacific octopuses every 6-8 weeks. Longer than that is considered cruel. Male octopuses don’t live very long - females live longer, but only until they lay a clutch of eggs. Then they starve to death protecting their hatchlings.
Depriving them of too much time is like solitary for DECADES for a human.
And the Hatfield treats them as close to people-in-different-shapes as possible. Octopuses learn individuals. Docents they like, they hug (since they taste through the sensors in their suction pads). Docents they don’t like they squirt with jets of water - and everyone knows that’s valid, and that docent is reassigned.
When the time period is up, the Hatfield takes the octopus in question out to the bay and releases him/her back to the sea. It’s a testament to their treatment that the animals tend to hug everyone goodbye, then swim away slowly. They form attachments.
I think they’re smart. I think their smarts involve their lives underwater, and not our technological world in the air - so they don’t LOOK smart to US.
I want to be kind and gentle with them. I wish I could talk to them and hear what they say to each other. I wish I could understand how they perceive and conceptualize the world - because it has to be SOMEWHAT similar to the way we do - look how their camouflage looks like how WE perceive the animals they’re pretending to be.
@fun-lovin-sea-monster
I love the ocean.
Cuttlefish and octopuses are badass. They’re incredibly intelligent and emotional creatures. I highly, HIGHLY recommend reading Sy Montgomery’s The Soul of an Octopus (a National Book Award Finalist BTW). It is an astounding read, a look into the people who work with and study octopuses along with the emotional behavior of these amazing animals.
#knowledge
@lemonsharks !!!!!
HE IS THE SNEAKIEST NINJA OF THE SEA
OK but imagine someday when humans develop a way to implant artificial chromatophores in human skin like tattoos, so we essentially have moving tattoos created by the same process that octopodes and cuttlefish change colors with, what if some of the docents at the aquarium get tattoos like that, and then they can change colors and patterns just like their cuttlefish friends?
Gonna be a war between them and crows to see who becomes dominate life form after we nuke ourselves into oblivion.
Fandom: DC, My character(s): Oliver Queen. Universe: Doesn't matter. Just post a starter and Imll continue from there ;)
//DC huh? Use to be my main fandom. Hehe. Alright. Looks like Lyra’s up as the SilverBat. ^_^ //
A shadow jumped from roof to roof. The sky above the city dark and making the perfect cover. The figure stopped, perched on one of the taller buildings and relaxed. The figure, feminine in shape, was dressed in a suit similar to that of Batgirl’s though the accents were silver instead of yellow.
She stretched and let out a yawn. She had been traveling for so long, she needed a good run to help with the restlessness. She’d have to get back to the hotel soon, but for now the night air was calling her.
Green Arrow sat atop a roof in Gotham,
Figuring he could vacation from all the psychopaths in Starling.
He enjoyed this city, there were similarities between the two, both good and bad.
But he enjoyed this city.
It wasn’t Central City where it was all sunshine amd rainbows, and it wasn’t Starling with it’s good days and bad days.
Gotham was just bad days but he loved it. He loved how he always had the drop on enemies, he could hide in the shadows.
As Oliver sat and pondered thoughts he saw something shiny.
It was a person, in a black and silver suit.
Oliver decided to approach quietly and watch for any sign of an ambush.
It was getting later, and staying idle was never a good idea. She stood and did a final stretch when she sensed another presence on the roof. She didn’t turn to the newcomer yet. Simply tilted her head curiously. The aura wasn’t ill intending and didn’t seem bad.
“You’re new.” Her voice carries to him before she looks over her shoulder in his direction.
Oliver froze, How did she see me, he thought to himself.
He took a tight grip on his bow.
“My name is the Green Arrow, Who are you, Miss?” He said in a stern voice with his normal intent of intimidation.
“Silverbat.” She offers. She then twirled around to face him, the movement more similar to a dancer than fighter. She does nothing to hide the fact her eyes scanned over him and lingered on his bow. Curious and calculating. Deciding if he was truly Green Arrow all the way out here.
“You’re the infamous Green Arrow? What brings you all the way to Gotham?”
He sighs, she was one of Batmans sidekicks, he could tell by the ridiculous Bat-Insignia on her chest.
"I came out here to escape Starling, I figured I could use a break. I'm guessing by that-" He paused and pointed at her chest with his bow in his left hand. "That you work with Batman?" Oliver said quizzingly.
‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this
You need to turn the sound on. For the dragon’s voice.
there was no possible way I could have prepared myself for that
Comtext: that dragon is as old as his voice implies.