Knights of the Queer Table

50% good. 50% neutral. 100% the worst

[red-athame]

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

[serotnin]

[knightsofthequeertable]

You don't understand he makes her horny in her heart.

rogue player ooc about her werewolf boyfriend

[puyopuyo]

[dillondean]

thug life? more like hug life. come here

[otherwindow]

Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.

[otherwindow]

Rogues are just slutty knights.

[infininoodle]

What about alchemists?

[otherwindow]

Chefs without boundaries.

[prettynerdieworks]

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[outofcontextdnd]

Bard: okay… So this may be a bad idea….

DM: …Go on…

[captain-acab]

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi

[saying]

[knightsofthequeertable]

“wait i think i closed my eyes...” “oh here i can fix that”

[knightsofthequeertable]

The Greymorrow Arc

[knightsofthequeertable]

[knightsofthequeertable]

the knights’ instagram pages

[velinxi]

Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry