Whizzer's Corner

i definitely don't know u and and u probably don't know me

[knit-tie-hater]

Intro post:

name's Whizzer

professional photographer (holy shit)

a mild tendency to be kind of a sap

living with my boyfriend @marvin-false-hetero

u can send asks; im happy to answer most questions

about the person behind the blog:

the admin is a legal adult

flirty asks are fine

kinda always wanted to try running an rp blog

not sure how far thisll go but I just wanna have fun with this anyway

genuinely, feel free to send asks

some tags will be internal thoughts, some ooc notes & some will be used to expand on the post, as you do

#knit tie hater - in character

#kth vibes - stuff reblogged in character

#kth asks - answering asks in character

#kth reblogs - self explanatory

#ooc - self explanatory

[knit-tie-hater]

Do you hug Marvin in ur sleep

how would i know if im sleeping?

[the-best-chess-player-ever]

sorry followers I was grounded… I got in trouble for having a bird in my closet again ☹️

[jordie-007]

since when did you have a bird!?

[princessonathrone]

I TOLD HIM TO LET THE DAMN THING GO. But Nooooo he just had to put it in his closet. He KNOWS his stepfather is scared of birds.

[marvin-false-hetero]

Mendel is scared of birds, huh?

Noted...

[knit-tie-hater]

were not getting a bird

[knit-tie-hater]

:(

marv pls stop blaring 2000s emo music from the bedroom

were not getting any of those ugly fucking couches

[marvin-false-hetero]

You don't love me :(

[knit-tie-hater]

while were spewing bullshit

ur straight

the skies red

mendel isnt at least a little insane

[knit-tie-hater]

:(

marv pls stop blaring 2000s emo music from the bedroom

were not getting any of those ugly fucking couches

[pngblog]

[marvin-false-hetero]

👍

[knit-tie-hater]

babe these are ugly <3

[marvin-false-hetero]

All of them? 🥺

[knit-tie-hater]

yes

all of them

ur not puppy dog eyeing ur way out of this one mister

[marvin-false-hetero]

Couch..................

Sad marvin????

[knit-tie-hater]

thats fine

im not letting a single one of these crimes against taste anywhere near our apartment

[marvin-false-hetero]

sad sad marvin

[knit-tie-hater]

k

[pngblog]

[marvin-false-hetero]

👍

[knit-tie-hater]

babe these are ugly <3

[marvin-false-hetero]

All of them? 🥺

[knit-tie-hater]

yes

all of them

ur not puppy dog eyeing ur way out of this one mister

[marvin-false-hetero]

Couch..................

Sad marvin????

[knit-tie-hater]

thats fine

im not letting a single one of these crimes against taste anywhere near our apartment

[pngblog]

[marvin-false-hetero]

👍

[knit-tie-hater]

babe these are ugly <3

[marvin-false-hetero]

All of them? 🥺

[knit-tie-hater]

yes

all of them

ur not puppy dog eyeing ur way out of this one mister

[pngblog]

[marvin-false-hetero]

👍

[knit-tie-hater]

babe these are ugly <3

[knit-tie-hater]

Hi Whizzer!

I got thie blog started

- @chess-master1234

gotcha buddy

[marvin-false-hetero]

did he get the extra sausage, babe?

I don't know yet... his wife just walked in on them though so the plot thickens...

[knit-tie-hater]

oh holy shit

wait im grabbing the popcorn

[marvin-false-hetero]

babe pls just get headphones

i dont mind but id rather our neighbors dont hate us w a passion

- @knit-tie-hater

Again, I don't know who it is watching porn at full volume but I promise you it isn't me

[knit-tie-hater]

i dont even know why im arguing w u abt this its coming from our bedroom

[marvin-false-hetero]

Swear to god it's not me babe-

[knit-tie-hater]

ur the worst liar ive ever met

[marvin-false-hetero]

babe pls just get headphones

i dont mind but id rather our neighbors dont hate us w a passion

- @knit-tie-hater

Again, I don't know who it is watching porn at full volume but I promise you it isn't me

[knit-tie-hater]

i dont even know why im arguing w u abt this its coming from our bedroom

[lazaruspiss]

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

[lazaruspiss]

smth smth "are u ok? i noticed u were reblogging my post about smut not needing the censorship of childrens media again"

[knit-tie-hater]

your honor i know he is ridiculous but he is my ridiculous boyfriend

[rozieramati]

Dollhouse chess set

[marvin-false-hetero]

Get this out of my sight-

[knit-tie-hater]

how is this even a chess set? this is so confusing

[knit-tie-hater]

licks your face

um no?

please dont- what?

[marvin-false-hetero]

Hey stop that, only I'm allowed to lick him

[knit-tie-hater]

exactly