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24 they them fart smella

[zegalba]

Bill Mayer: 'The Offering' (2017)

[hjartasalt]

There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

[hjartasalt]

And I mean he does need to be killed. I remember a time when the obvious and most socially acceptable answer to what you would do if you could travel back in time was to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That is just what everyone said. Saying that nazis and fascism are bad was not seen as a controversial opinion it was simply a fact. This was not a long time ago and I am sure the vast majority of people reading this remember this as well. Elon Musk needs to be killed. Obviously.

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

TEKNO WALKER DRONE PATROLLING THE DANCE FLOOR IF YOU STOP DANCING FOR EVEN A SINGLE MOMENT YOU WILL RECIEVE 5 .50 BMG ANTI MATERIEL ROUNDS TO THE SKULL AND YOUR SECTOR OF THE DANCE FLOOR WILL BE ASSIGNED TO A NEW PARTYGOER

[cosmogenous]

i wanna do something so unhealthy and irresponsible

[fraseris]

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[knivecats]

oh my god being on tik tok for so long made me forget about music and scroll? oh my gor?? all this time id simply forgotten? i can listen to music AND scroll I CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC ANF SCROLL

[galacticmanatees]

me crawling back to tumblr

[kristina-kornelia-blu]

How I feel trying to convince people to get back on tumblr after the TikTok ban

[opossumpitcher]

conspiracy theory there are no tik tok refugees on Tumblr it's just Tumblr users who left and are coming back

[knivecats]

i feel like when amy march comes back from europe

[merla123]

The worst part about TikTok being gone is not being able to watch tiktoks about tiktok being gone.

[k3n-dyll]

I know I'm being joke-y about it but I am actually very sad and hurt rn because this ban is just the start of the US government stripping us of our rights! It was never about security risks, it's always been about the rich dickheads in the government not wanting us to be able to speak to one another and spread information about the causes we care about without censorship.

[clown-guitar]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[tamapalace]

Kuchipatchi has been summoned for jury duty! 🧑‍⚖️

[digitalmemoriez]