survivor of the swag war

[swagoraphobia]

hiiii you can call me twig or robin <3 it/he pronouns. plural schizo emo tboy undead dolly angel 24 year old teenager puppydog kittycat bunnyrabbit 🐇🐕🐈‍⬛ peace and love forever

occasionally NSFW. blog is rated R

mutuals are welcome to dm me or ask for my discord! i love making friends!!! however pls keep in mind i am immensely paranoid and may take awhile to respond to messages >_>

☭ land back, blm, acab, transfeminism, animal & youth liberation, anti psychiatry, anti censorship ☭

[mousegirlheart]

[certified-cervid]

applies one bap using my bap applicator (may or may not be my paw)

[swagoraphobia]

pee

[the-actual-ocean]

happy pride

[junk-thunder]

girl put that snout AWAY it is not sniffing time right now

[junk-thunder]

and thats what i would say if there could ever be a reason to put your snout away. its always sniffing time. i love you.

[xquisitedeadguy]

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton

[passion-of-l0vers]

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.

[weepingchoir]

Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out

[syzygydream]

wires are merely a convenient way to create an electric field

[syzygydream]

It's too late. I've caught you in my Dark Buddha Field.

[akihatohnoofficial]

hey why does wordle allow this one

[swagoraphobia]

fraggle infestation

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[moonsparkles]

this is the only website that has ever made sense to me

[things-that-are-not-true]

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

[swagoraphobia]

i think i value my relationships more than anything else in my life rn,, which is kinda crazy to think about bcuz I used to be such a like, extremely misanthropic lone wolf kinda person