Knives Out Incorrect Quotes

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Ransom: [playing outside in the snow]

Marta, opening a window: You’re gonna get sick, get back inside!

Ransom, looking around fearfully: GOD???

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Marta: I can't believe this is happening! This is a nightmare!

Marta: Wait. Maybe this IS a nightmare. [shuts eyes tight and tenses body]

Marta: Nope. Can't fly away. This is real life.

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Ransom: What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.

Marta: Don’t you mean irresistible?

Ransom: No.

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Harlan: You have a crush on Marta, don't you?

Ransom: I never said that. You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I never said it.

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Ransom: Marta, you can't just back down! The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to them!

Ransom: Trust me. I've bullied a lot of people.

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Ransom: Marta, since I met you, I've noticed things I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, systemic injustice...

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Blanc: Marta, what do you think?

Marta: I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with Ransom.

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Blanc: How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson here? One? Two? Three? Four?

Linda: Blanc--

Blanc: No, no, hear me out. Five? Six? Seven?

Walt: Come on--

Blanc: Can I finish, please? Eight? Nine? Ten? Eleven? Twelve? Thirteen? Fou

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Ransom: No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong.

Ransom: And I've looked at this, like, a hundred different ways. From my point of view, from their point of view... 98 others, and--bottom line, I am in the wrong.

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Ransom sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Ransom reaping: Well, this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Ransom: Here's my wish for you, Marta. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.

Marta: Aw, Ransom. That's so sweet of you.

Ransom: My wish has come true, incidentally, because you've met me and you are happy.

Marta:

Marta: Am I?

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Blanc: Why are Marta and Ransom sitting with their backs to each other?

Meg: They had an argument.

Blanc: Then why are they holding hands?

Meg: Marta gets sad when they fight.

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Ransom: Look, I would never say this to her face, but I think Marta's an incredibly kind and wonderful person, and I'm glad I have her in my life.

Harlan: Why... why wouldn't you say that to her face?

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Ransom: God, I'm such an idiot! [looks expectantly at Marta]

Marta:

Ransom:

Marta: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.

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Marta, picking up the phone: Hello?

Ransom: It's Ransom.

Marta: What did he do this time?

Ransom: No, it's Ransom, it's actually me.

Marta: Oh, okay.

Marta: What did you do this time?

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Blanc: Do you mind if I leave you my business card?

Ransom: Sure, go ahead.

Blanc: [reaches into his pocket and pulls out a live turtle with his contact info written on its shell]

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Ransom: Ok Marta, I know this is weird because you're my grandfather's nurse, and because up until and possibly including now I've repulsed you, but I like you.

Marta: I'm not dating you.