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a 30 plus gal who is still a work in progress

[oemorrow]

if any of you saw this on monday no you didn't

ANYWAY sterek (wip) wednesday

based on this meme

[tony-wtf]

i am a little drunk now, and guess that i want draw?!

of course - STEREK PORN!

[nixeleth]

@sterekreversechallenges is back one last time for this year's Sterek Reverse Quickie! We're closing out this 2026 event with art from @uinuvien and @thotpuppy, and fic from @1989dreamer and @sterekloverforever! Today's late posting is all thanks to Assemblage of a Baby Crib, Part Two. Apologies. Now please check out our grand finale and show all of the collection's Sterek art and fic some love!

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Don't Be Such a Creeper-Wolf (@1989dreamer, @uinuvien):

Warmth is a thing of the past, much like surefire shelter or even food. Apocalypses will do that, Stiles thinks bitterly, as he joins the line for the morning’s ration of water.

Drivin' Me Crazy (@sterekloverforever, @thotpuppy):

“Supposedly, the person throwing the party has the hots for Stiles.” Derek growls and gives Stiles a hard look. “That’s…something. So you think you’re gonna go?”  Stiles shrugs, giving Derek a small smile. “Yeah. I mean, it would kinda nice to know what it’s like to go to a high school party.”  Derek laughs and shakes his head, not believing the words coming out of Stiles' mouth. “No. No. You’re not going.” Stiles raises his eyebrows in shock. “E-excuse me?” The boy couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Was Derek telling him no? “You heard me. You’re not going,” Derek explains, not offering more information as to why Stiles can’t go.

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[melioristicbeast]

Better hope those groceries are all non-perishables because they are forgotten also Stiles saw a nappertunity and he took it

How many different ways can I draw the same two characters napping? Let's spend 2026 finding out 😌✨

btw I set up a ko-fi! I had some money set aside to buy a new ipad bc my current one is struggling with the larger file sizes, but I had some unforeseen expenses and have had to almost start over. So if any of you want to+have the means to support my art, that would be what the money would go towards <3 Absolutely no pressure - I know times are rough for many and this is absolutely a luxury item!

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (1/?)

Part 2 / Part 3

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1 // Part 3

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[lisatries1]

a sterek thought:

derek running himself almost feral searching for a stiles that doesn't have control over his new shifter abilities yet, only to find him peacfully napping in some random patch of forest.

cue lots of growling and furious lecturing a la this:

[trickster707]

Hucklerobby / Hucklerabbot Soulmate AU Masterpost

You can now also read them on AO3 -> Here

(1) For one day a year you can see your soulmates aura (Hucklerobby)

(2) Whatever you write on your skin will also appear on your soulmate’s (Hucklerobby)

(3) You can only see colour after you’ve touched your soulmate (Hucklerabbot)

(4) The name of your soulmate appears on your skin after your first time together (Hucklerabbot)

(5) You and your soulmate swap bodies on your 30th birthday (Hucklerobby)

(6) Your soulmate feels your pain (Hucklerabbot)

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alfred: Family emergency meeting! Family emergency meeting in the main sitting room! NOW!

Bruce, running out of the shower: What's going on?

Tim, half-dressed in a wizard costume: I don't know!

Dick covered in flour and tomato sauce: I wasn't trying to cook a pizza in my room!

Jason wearing a bear onesie: No one believes your lies, Dick! But it has to be bad if Alfred called all of us and not just one to yell at!

Damain running by in a prince charming outfit: Reinforcements are on the way, Alfred! Hold the line!

Cass sprinting by with snakes wrap around her entire body: HOLD THE LINE!

Steph, in a star suit that lights up to the beat of her favorite rock song: Bruce, do you know what is going on!?

Bruce: Apparently, I don't know what's going on at any given point in this manor. Why are you all....dressed like that?

Dick panicked: Not to make illegal pizzas in our rooms after Alfred banned us from cooking! Ha ha ha!

Bruce: Right. The rest of you?

Tim: Wizards are cool

Jason: I was taking a nap

Steph: I'm going dancing tonight.

Bruce: None of those answers justified your appearances but we don't have time. Alfred needs us!

Everyone in the sitting room: What's the emergency?!

Alfred: That came back to our doorstep.

Baby Danny Fenton in a basket: *Happy Babbling*

Alfred: It speaks evil.

Bruce: What? Alfred not this again. It's not a evil spirit its just a baby!

Cass: What do you mean, Bruce? Alfred wouldn't let Damian or me get close to the baby.

Alfred: That thing has been attempting to enter the Wayne household for twenty years! It always appears in a basket, trying to play with the strings of employees' hearts to bring it in. It's the same face, the same basket, the same intelligent eyes following every sentence! Its not a human baby! Its A thing of evil!

Damian: I forgot you're from the parts of England that fear the Fae

Alfred: Don't call their name, boy! I always leave it outside, but today someone brought it in. It was here in the sitting room! It can't come into the manor without someone helping it!

Bruce: Because its a baby....

Alfred: Who did this!?

Duke walking with a warm bottle of milk: Oh you guys are all here. Perfect! I found this little guy outside-

Alfred pointing at him: TRAITOR!

Bruce: Alfred please....have you taken your medication?

Tim: Bruce wait, the baby, it's eyes are glowing.

Duke: The baby is a boy Tim.

Tim: Right sorry. His eyes are glowing.

Alfred: It's bonded to the land! We're DOOM!

Dick: Alfred, please calm down. How about a snack? Would some pizza make you feel better?

Jason: Um, the baby is floating.

Steph: They do that sometimes.

Damain nodding: Martians' infants levitate out of their cribs. It's possible for infants.

Bruce: Alfred put down that fire poker.

Alfred: I will sent it back to hell!

Duke: Woah woah! Don't you come near my baby!

Tim: Alfred, don't make me tackle you. Please. I know you will hurt me. I want to avoid that.

Alfred: Out of my way lads. I must do this.

Bruce: EVERYONE ATTACK ALFRED

Dick: aghhhhh we're going to die!

Jason: The baby just went through the ceiling. Anyone else keeping a eye on him? Anyone?

The rest of Waynes in a bar brawl with Alfred: Agggggggggghhhhhhhh

Jason: I guess not. I'm going to go look for the none human baby.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: You see that reporter of there?

Danny: The one with the glasses?

Bruce: Yes. His name is Clark Kent. He can be trusted.

Danny: Okay. *Writes note down* What about the woman next to him?

Bruce: That's Cat Grant, and no, she can't be trusted. Everything you say to her will turn into a gossip-lifting, life-ruining article.

Danny: Got it. *writes more notes*

Jason, watching the two from a few feet away: Say, who's that kid Bruce is media training? Is he a new ward he took in?

Tim: No, that's Danny Fenton, the face of Fenton Works. They signed up as a sub-company of Wayne Enterprise. Originally, they were a paranormal investigation and capture company- yes, I mean ghost hunters- but it was discovered that almost all thier tech can be used on metas. Bruce wants to make medical equipment that can be used by our enhanced citizens.

Jason: I see. But why a kid so young? He's your age, right?

Tim: Hmm, apparently his parents, the owners of Fenton Works, made him CEO so they could focus on ghost hunting and the occasional meta medical machines for Bruce. He got here a week ago to shadow me for CEO training, and Bruce stole him after they met outside my office. Danny hangs onto his every word, and I think Bruce forgot what it was like to have a kid actually listen to him.

Jason: Ah thats makes sense. What do you think of him?

Tim: Well, he's a little naive, easy to trick, and has way too much empathy for the cold world of business. I'm gonna have him in my bed.

Jason: Ah....well that took a turn. One I do not like so I'm gonna....*walks away*

Tim: He will be ✨️mine✨️

Bruce overhears everything from the bugs he planted on his kids: Danny, go ahead and change Tim's status. He can not be trusted.

[cryptidstatusbreached]

[vi-reads]

To be fair, from a purely business perspective Bruce is cool. For a mentor.

Remarkably competent (because he wouldn't hide that from a "student" the way he does from the wider public) and unusually chill. Most are one or the other. By now he has a LOT of experience explaining things to all sorts of people, so he's good at it and adaptable.

Yeah he started out inheriting a LOT but he also tries very very hard to do well by ALL employees AND the city AND give away as much as possible, he just has to do it via setting up his own damned charities because Gotham was corrupt as sin and its the only way to make sure at least most of the money actually does what its meant to.

And both Gotham and a lot of the world love him for it, so he never goes bankrupt despite his mega charities. (In most continuities.)

...Also it is VERY difficult to be quite as embarrassing a mentor as the Drs Fenton are as parents, so. Danny has a very different threshold for Cringe. XD

[hdgnj]

Yeah, Danny is used to his parents everything. Even then he's only embarrassed the same way a teen would be towards any parent. His threshold for cringe is off the charts.

Bruce has a little shadow trailing his every step and hanging off every word. He even has the right look. Bruce is feeling all nostalgic about when his kids respected him.

Also you have to love how pissed Vlad probably is. He should be the mentor! Maddie should have signed a deal with him! (Rage ghost noises)

Tom, buddy, reel it in a bit. No one wants to hear you 25 step plan to seduce Danny. Not even Steph, she is only listening to fuck you over

[suzie-bee]

thats just what uncles are like

[bluerosefox]

Hmmmm

New DPxDC idea

Ellie smiled, wide and mischievous gleefully.

Oh, oh, this. She was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo going to rub this in Danny's face when she tells him.

She ignored the sputtering sounds the sad soul torn trench coat man gave or the "Constantine, you said they'd not be able to leave the circle!" from the man dressed in his bat fursona as she stepped out of the summoning and containment circle and floated towards Martian Manhunter.

"Hey soooo, would you mind signing something for me? I wanna tease my temple back home. Space Nerd had finals this week and I got picked to answer his Kingly summonings for him and these have been annoying to show up to. Also he totally ate the leftovers I was saving and tried blaming Cujo, gotta get back at him for that."

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of shane specifically being allergic to the peel of mangoes so being able to eat them if they're peeled and rinsed first and the dual funny ("baby, can you do that thing i like when you get home?" and it's just. peeling a mango.) and feels (ilya being the conduit of another way shane receives pleasure) of it

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of it specifically signalling "i want filthy, rough, world-shattering kink sex" makes me fucking CACKLE imagining one of them helping someone else move or paint a nursery or something and someone's like, "hey man, looks like you have a text" "can you read it to me, please?" because they have their hands full, and the person goes, "uuuh? looks like it's just a picture of a mango on-" and they don't get to finish because they're already 🏃‍♂️GOTTA GO SEE YOU LATER🏃‍♂️

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya handfeeding shane slices of mango and shane then licking the juice from ilya's hand and the intersection of two pleasures he only receives from ilya and ilya's satisfaction in facilitating shane's pleasure in a way no one else has or can

[penandinkprincess]

shane having a reaction after because the person wasn't careful enough about rinsing off the mango and the knife after peeling it and ilya is just 😌 mhm 😌 that's right😌 no one else can give it to you as good as me 😌

[penandinkprincess]

no but the contrast of them doing like. a HEAVY session. and it's good and it's hot and it's sexy but also really rough and wild and for SURE needing aftercare at the end.

and then the softness and tenderness of laying together in their bed while ilya feeds shane little bites of mango with kisses in between. a very sweet wind-down of ilya getting to be gentle after taking extensive care in preparing The Sex Mango in exactly the right way and shane getting to just relax and be a little spoiled with a special treat that takes effort to make it safe for him. them both existing in this warm little bubble of absolute trust with each other.

[sparassiss]

sterek as tweets part 11

[livingstills]

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now