Knockdown Bitches

High Concept, Low Execution, Comedic Crime Fantasy Weekly Webcomic by St. Jack. Updates Mondays whether you like it or not.

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068, in which Rose tries to eat someone and half-asses even that.

We’re back!! October was not a good month for me.

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067, in which Rose doesn’t want a glass of water.

WOOO GUESS WHAT DUMB ASSHOLE IS SUPER LATE

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066, in which a woman is told not to worry, and then worries a lot.

Can you guess what stupid asshole burned his whole backlog jacking off and is back at finishing the page 20 minutes before midnight? This stupid asshole, that’s who!

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065, in which River gets all worked up over a sweatshirt.

I pissed my entire backlog away and I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.

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065, in which River gives a lecture about the many ways the dead can live

Once again the whole storyline is based on a smart-ass pop culture observational joke that no one else will even get, let alone find funny. Oh well. Seeya next week!

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063, in which River splits hairs about undead terminology.

COMICS O M I C S

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062, in which everyone freaks out over something that seemed obvious in hindsight

Hmmm a lot of action going on this page hmm yep I usually throw some jokes in so it doesn’t get too dull but I guess I forgot, not that this is a particularly dramatic or anything hmm oh the art’s also not so good nope and lots of shaky-ass hands all over, as usual hmmmmmm oh well see you next week

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061, in which Rose is very apathetic when dealing with the undead

aaaaaaaa comics aaaaaaaaaa

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060, in which the unwanted return of a loved one has left a woman so distressed she’s talking in different fonts.

ZOMBIE TIME!! or is it?? Once again I’m buliding an entire storyline from a joke I’m not even sure is that funny once I actually wrote it down! Have I shot myself in the foot again? Come next week to find out!

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059, in which Rose is resentful over urban botanics.

AND WE ARE GO ONCE AGAIN!! The new storyline is thus kicked off! Lots of cool stuff in the horizon! I’m felling really confident right now, and I think the comic is getting into gear once again. Hopefully it’ll amuse you? Keep comic back to find out! ...Please!

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058, in which our heroes just leave their stolen goods right in the middle of the street in broad daylight.

End of the second storyline! WOW! It has been a hell of a bumpy ride, these last 10 months (Has it already been so long? jesus) and I came dangerously close to just dropping the ball, but I somehow managed to power thru the rough days and finish the plot. And while I’m still far from satisfied with, well, pretty much anything about the comic, which each passing week I feel I figure out just a little bit more, I grow just that bit more as an artist. I’d like to thank everyone who read along and sent a message of support, or a brutal-yet-accurate critique- it’s all inmensely appreciated.

And it keeps happening! Another pathetic tale of these losers sucking at their job is right across the corner, if not next Monday the one after that! If you’ve already read all this shit, won’t you stick around a little longer?

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057, in which River does so much awful shit in the same night she ends up mixing them up.

Almost there!

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056, in which River attempts to define bullshit and only manages to get worked up.

BAM! HERE’S YOUR CLOSURE! Just two more pages of denoeument-sloppy plot hole tying up and it’s a wrap!! And then there’ll be more comics!!! seeya!!!!!

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055, in which River tries to haggle with a client after maiming his daughter.

Another page, some things I like, many others I don’t like, yadda yadda I had my last wisdom teeth pulled out today so I’m not exactly in a reflexive mood right now. See you next week when I can eat something other than yogurt.

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054, in which a smug-ass dinosaur gets shot out of a window.

So today I had to present a short essay I should have written last week, so I got to write it full speed-took me like 3 hours- and when I was done I ran to print it 5 minutes before class only to find out that I saved it wrong and lost it. So, you know, fuck me, fuck college, fuck my HDD, fuck OpenOffice, fuck Beatriz Sarlo, fuck W.B. Yeats, fuck my life, basically fuck everything that isn’t comics.

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053, in which River goes full Spetsnaz.

Almost done with this story! Just 5 more pages to go. And then something else! See you next week!

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052, in which a hostage situation is defused in an agressively unprofessional manner.

God damnit everything. But that’s par for the course by now, innit? seeya.