Dirty 30s

Random posts about my life

[knockinon30]

What I look like when I speak to anyone younger than me

[whatshouldwecallme]

Texting

What I sound like:

What I actually look like:

[be-holder-com]

AND I LOVE YOU

[knockinon30]

i love him

[yvessaintfranciswood-deactivate]

white girls at the club be like.

[hartobeat-blog]

General advice for life, brought to you by Mamrie Hart.

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[knockinon30]

Me at work

[flushwithcash]

[jessepinksman]

me at parties

[hiitsmekevin]

Relationship goals

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone tells me to stop biting my nails

[lisathevampireslayer]

[knockinon30]

Preach sister

[oswaldc]

[knockinon30]

Just a regular conversation with me and my boss

[knockinon30]

When i find out my crush is dating someone else

[whatshouldwecallme]

Me every night of the weekend

[jopolniaczek]

that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia

[knockinon30]

After my boss asks me to add one more task to my day

[realitytvgifs]

me

[knockinon30]

When a guy asked for my number after 1 email exchange