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When you hear someone screaming in a dorm floor hallway about someone being a lying bitch. Oh lawd, this drama.

I woke up in happiness realizing that it was Christmas day. My sleep deprived body lying there, realizing that if I didn't get up soon, I would make my family late for Christmas lunch at my aunt's. It was 5 minutes until 8 when I rolled over to check my now fully charged phone. I must have some sort of social media notifications, because it is Christmas, ya know. I clicked the unlock button to my phone, and with that click, my phone illuminated the dark room. Ah ha! Notifications! I quickly swiped down my phone's screen to see the array of notifications that needed responding. I squinted my eyes even more so, reading down the list, noticing that I had a message from and old friend that I had departed for many reasons. What's this here? A message? A message saying that I'm a cunt. YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FU-- no, I should calm myself. Why would anyone get upset over a silly message from an old friend that means absolutely nothing to me? They must have nothing else to do with their Christmas morning but to call people filthy names. What a joyous time of the year.

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My dad has gotten more cynical over the past years.