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I believe, after many years of experience, that I am prepared to make a decision. Never trust cat people. Cats are evil. They provide nothing worthwhile to society except need and indifference. I stand by my choice.

It's not that hard to be a gentleman. If the girl has drank too much, it's time to go home. Tuck her in, close your eyes when you get her ready for bed. Place a glass of water and a note by her and lock the door on your way out. Chivalry will never become out of style.

Know when to walk away. Kenny Rogers was a wise man. You can often become clouded by fantasy when in reality, it's the opposite. We all have our own standards. Stick to yours and know when you are involved with something below your set limit of expectations. Never go the easy route. If it's easy then anyone could do it.

Just when you have experienced the perfect wave; felt it build and just let it become fluid and move underneath you to give you the perfect ride, there will come another to knock you down. Get up and either go back to shore or wait for it to happen again.

It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea, But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsmen came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulchre In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in Heaven, Went envying her and me— Yes!—that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we— Of many far wiser than we— And neither the angels in Heaven above Nor the demons down under the sea Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride, In her sepulchre there by the sea.

Butterflies are for twenty-somethings and suckers. Write that down.

Don't ever go for a girl you have to chase and also don't ever go for a girl that chases you.

My late mother’s jewish father while walking and talking about life

Under the sheets

You don't get to have me under the sheets until you have me during the day, during the morning and during my worst. Once you do that, you'll have me at my best.

Ugh. Trying to figure out if I have to go to the hospital for this itchiness.

Definition of friend-zone acquired.

Too many Urkels on your team, that’s why you're Winslow.

Oh boobear, there's always time to loot dead bodies - while player the new Tomb Raider

Sometimes, it's the little things

This was one of the raddest weekends I’ve had in a long time. On the surface it was average. I was still crawling out of my skin with cig withdrawal (and me being the normal crazy); thus driving my wife crazy (thank you for not killing me boo), but going back to the photos, they tell a different story…

I watched a rocket launch with 8 of my friends over iMessage =)

I got some fresh air with my beautiful wife

Discovered I could still crush black diamond faces:

And resisted puking when I got to the top:

Annnd then promptly passed out for two hours when I got home. #fuckbeingold

Fell in love with this broad again:

And well, I got some quality man time, testing out our Halloween costumes with the hound.

It's the little things...

They can send multiple men to the moon, nearly 239,000 miles from earth but they still haven’t found a way to not have refrigerator filtered water come out like a geriatrics urine stream. WTF?

If you're giving more than you're getting in a friendship, it's not worth it in the end. Realize it quickly and bail. *knowledge learned

"I'm gonna fill a super soaker with my estrogen and shoot you in the face."

This was just said to me at work. I don't really know how to respond to it other than that it needed to be saved for eternity.

Make friends with your competition. Strive to make them feel threatened by you. They will turn out to be your most powerful tools to bettering yourself and ultimately make lasting friendships with as well.

I pay you to be creative, not to be a designer.

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