[goodenoughforjazz]

how am i supposed to be a stone cold bitch if i still believe that my stuffed animals have feelings

[knuckleheadmcspasatron69]

me: *posts something online*

me: now we wait for The Validation™ that i ordered

me two minutes later: wHERE IS IT

[knuckleheadmcspasatron69]

Baby: A---A----

Me: Apple?

Baby: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis

Me: Ok yeah this is definitely my kid

[africanson-blog]

“touch my butt and buy me pizza”

[everythingisterrible]

[knuckleheadmcspasatron69]

me: makes tiny mistake

person: corrects me

me: oh ok

person:

me:

person:

me:

person:

me: so do you completely utterly and fiercely despise me now

[funnystories]

funny story

i failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. i did this every quarter that year. i forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED - at the school for their error. the teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones i made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” i’ve never told her the truth

[berrym]

Lately I’ve been thinking about how interesting siblings are. Our features are so similar but so different, and there’s little pieces of our ancestors in each of us! I think it’s really cooool.

[shameshack]

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

Reblog if u cry every time

[mikeyclifford-the-kitten]

Back in my day there were 5 members of One Direction

Me to my Grandchildren  (via smashtons-heartbreak-girl)

“Really Grandma? I can’t imagine there being more than just Niall! How weird!” - My Grandchildren to me

(via doncasterlyrock)

[northern-ace]

[breakawaydaily]

Eyes, nose, mouth, head, hands, ears and folds reference drawing tutorials.

[vixouchei]

reblog to save a life 

[gay4zayn]

About your 5SOS post... I see you're a 1D fan lmao and Luke is 30x hotter than Zayn will ever be bye

“30x hotter”

my fave:

your fave:

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Who died and made you the king?” is actually a really terrible thing to say because the answer will almost always be “My dad”.

[vinebest]

[captainsensible]

i know i already reblogged this like 20 minutes ago but I think this is my favourite vine of all time.

[ruinedchildhood]

me: don’t catch feelings 

me: *catches feelings* 

me to me: 

[howdoiputthisgently]

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

[stephenstrvnge]

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

[sickfake]