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Jette, 17-year-old girl from Germany. Harry Potter fan. Previously siriuslyshippingjily. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.

[bbangyah]

raspberry cake

[yoursmokesignals]

i just want to say it’s been an honor to be unhinged with all of you 

[26scriptum]

Te Miko by anthonylibrarian on Flickr.

[hearthogwarts]

harry potter titles + corresponding scenes/objects

[coltre]

I was walking around with my friends one very sunny day but all of sudden it started raining really hard so here’s a picture of us running as fast as we could. check my instagram for more pictures Paolo Raeli

[aivleyoak]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - Chapter 12

[praetorsreyna]

The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking that anything is possible if you’ve got enough n e r v e.

[ronweaslley]

get to know me ≡ (2/10) movies: harry potter series (2001-2011)

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him.

[quiet-nymphs-deactivated2013050]

[cedricsdiggory]

“A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs. Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley…He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: “To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”

[pawnees]

you might belong in g r y f f i n d o r, where dwell the brave at heart. their daring, nerve, and chivalry set gryffindors apart; you might belong in h u f f l e p u f f, where they are just and loyal. those patient hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil; or yet in wise old r a v e n c l a w, if you’ve a ready mind. where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind; or perhaps in s l y t h e r i n, you’ll make your real friends. those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.

[freethebooty]

i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[thequeenandherswan]

Dude. No. This is weird.

[therightdimple]

Dude. But it’s true tho. I’ve certainly told people stories of other shit that I’ve seen people do.

[feijoaaas]

imagine your otp going on a blind date and one of them cracks one of these stories before the entree, and the other one realises it’s them.

[fanonical]

sirius black in the early days of being an animagus trying to wag his tail when he’s happy, but he’s in human form and he just ends up shaking his butt

james never lets it go

[wyntswonderland]

Serenity in the skies, and a rush of the ocean that wants to reach the warmth of the houses on the cliffs of Laguna beach.

[alrightevans]

social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him. 

[jiilys]

if i may

Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal yule ball #aesthetic

Fred and george’s twitters being #1 in the school because they post stuff like: ‘Filch’s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if someone… replaced it with ants… hmm… imagine… swarms of ants… in Flich’s office… right at this moment…’

Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it’s compulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can’t get anyone to like their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys outside the greenhouses

Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter

Colin Creevy’s snapchat story basically just being videos of Harry sleeping with captions like ‘the boy who sleeps!!!!!!’

Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that have 2 views

A reddit thread of ‘Where is Sirius Black???’ and someone keeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is

Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to stop creating fake McGonagall Instagram’s that are just full of cat pictures with captions like ‘my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today’  

YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked figures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the eyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend’

MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘how to tell entire class of students that teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion’

FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: ‘is it bad to keep dragon inside wooden house’ and then ‘spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous fire’

Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag everything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f #funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate even when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb

I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans Facebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to unfriend him

[queerstrawberryshortcake]

Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” meme

[andromxche]

the memes though

history of hogwarts becomes a huge thing because fred and george got their hands onto youtube so everyone talks about it now. “sticks. and brooms. broomsticks”

neville becomes FAMOUS for years because trevor is the face of the pepe meme.

peeves playing “never gonna give you up” near valentine’s day

[adriansydney]

hp meme [5/10] characters ϟ luna lovegood “luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: harry, ron, hermione, ginny, and neville. they were not moving as the portraits at hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same: harry thought they breathed. what appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends … friends … friends.“