i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty

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Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Keni
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@knyne-luvr
i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
Art
How. Interesting
I'm having a good time :)
i am not, sadly. my tummy hurts :(
I'm going to absolve you of this pain. I will transfer the pain onto myself.
ouuuuuuuughghhggggggggggggg,,,,,,,,,,,,, guuhhhggggh ooouughhhffgg :( oooouuumnhhhhhhhhh......
My tummy also hurts :(
Cheese pizza bad idea for lactose intolerant
jussts. senfdb it. send it to me ,,,,., . I can Take it
it's a few days later and I'm fighting for my life right now, this post actually worked and now I'm dying. this is what I signed up for so I'll take the punishment but like, my stomach has never hurt this much in my life.
my hubris
Send it to Elon, like that other post
think fast musk I'm sending my curse
there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog
~Happy passover~
easy. lmao
there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad
and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."
Let's make a dog
leg
ear
snout
length
tail
hair
As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.
And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.
Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.
Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i donât know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they werenât real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen arenât real
really not liking what youâre implying buddy
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I swear the multiverse is broken
*sigh* again
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Make this 10/20/30/40
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anime_irl
I noticed you havenât been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
is therapy not working anon?
Iâm cocked in for my tumblr shift boss
Itâs illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still trueÂ
I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and thereâs never once been a chair near this sign
Bothersome creature
MY FUCKING SOUP