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urmumsfan

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

chaser

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

chaser

First like and this has already found its intended audience

chaser

uh oh

itsmyturnonthegender

charlesoberonn

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

charlesoberonn

I apologize.

noroquian

demareth

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

charlesoberonn

This one?

schwazombie

ruffboi-mags

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

dzamie

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

nebulous-nebuli

sour-charity

blueelectivire

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

seven-very-hot-fish

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

zack-creeper

Art

the-doctor-and-the-asshole

How. Interesting

i-am-a-fish

I'm having a good time :)

the-dragon-mizu

i am not, sadly. my tummy hurts :(

i-am-a-fish

I'm going to absolve you of this pain. I will transfer the pain onto myself.

i-am-a-fish

ouuuuuuuughghhggggggggggggg,,,,,,,,,,,,, guuhhhggggh ooouughhhffgg :( oooouuumnhhhhhhhhh......

static-cephalopod

My tummy also hurts :(

Cheese pizza bad idea for lactose intolerant

i-am-a-fish

jussts. senfdb it. send it to me ,,,,., . I can Take it

i-am-a-fish

it's a few days later and I'm fighting for my life right now, this post actually worked and now I'm dying. this is what I signed up for so I'll take the punishment but like, my stomach has never hurt this much in my life.

my hubris

gardensandghosts

Send it to Elon, like that other post

i-am-a-fish

think fast musk I'm sending my curse

beemovieerotica

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

konnichibot

~Happy passover~

rocketbirdie

easy. lmao

rbvcdeluxe

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

ifellbecausegravity

penandinkprincess

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

penandinkprincess

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

theroseandthebeast

victusinveritas

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

draconym

Let's make a dog

leg

ear

snout

length

tail

hair

Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

draconym

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.