The Sad Unicorn

Engin-17-Turkey On hiatus due to exams

[undertheladdder]

I’m

⚬gay

⚬straight

⚬bisexual

🔘getting wild when I’m alone

[dulect]

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who makes you feel safe

[toastbutteregg]

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[lounare]

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[bumblyhunnybee]

Now that is #mood

[gaybran-deactivated20220309]

me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny

[truthofherdreams]

#the purest and most adorable creature in the history of the universe #also there’s a puppy

[locked-out-of-gallifrey]

Portugal: I don’t always qualify…

..but when I do I WIN WITH THE HIGHEST SCORE EVER

and in mY OWN LANGUAGE

[morbidesque]

be careful who you call ugly in high school…

[vinehs]

i walk onto the eurovision stage

performance: started crowd: poppin ass: out

im forcibly removed from the stage

[suhwoijdwjnd]

Jana Burceska from Macedonia at 23 years old: Goes to Eurovision, is pregnant, is getting married.

Me at 23: YES NETFLIX I’M STILL WATCHING

[theghostinthemoon]

No you don’t understand, in the subway here in Lisbon, the machine with recorded messages about the subways and schedules sometimes says: “Portugal winner of Eurovision. Congratulations Salvador!”

[eurovision-gifs]

Eurovision Song Contest 2017

Blanche - City Lights

[shadowsoldierr]

me when someone says “Eurovision”

[olocenne]

italy is the leonardo dicaprio of eurovision

every year everybody thinks they are gonna win, and every year they don’t