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i am a bottom hear me roar

#aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

#i am a feral fuck aight #don't try me i'll bite my own arm off #day 3 of quarantine

man i can't wait to be casted as Disney's first gay character and be killed off in the first 5 minutes of the movie

#not even to move the plot #just getting rid of me at this point #get the annoying bitch out of the way first

ma'am have you heard of a little thing called

Depression

#guess who wants to die #this twink

#am i right ladies #menstrual monday #also hi it me im back

hands you a tiny rat

hands you a tiny ra-

#year of the rat bb #time to be a sneaky rat and do crimes

nothing like finding random surfaces to dramatically lean on and check your phone over

my aesthetic chokes me sometimes

#what's a personality #all i have is a limp wrist #and a tendency to lie about everything

so being complemented has made me realize how utterly embarrassed and nervous I get when people say nice things about me and I can't handle it because I doN'T DESERVE IT

meanwhile i have to fight my friends in order to tell them they look pretty because they just can't accept it and will punch me

no happy ending huh

#talk about self love am i right #fully don't deserve anything nice #but whatever #just a gay piece of shit

apparently im a furry

i hope WWIII comes REAL fucking quick like nuke me daddy PLEASE

#not a furry #just a gay piece of shit #carry on

2019 was a thing

So yeah, 2019 is over and god do i remember none of it. I came out to one of my sisters, started my 2nd year of high school, started to discover who i really wanted to be, and yet everything else is a sad, soggy blur. I've made some of the closest relationships with my friends while also dealing with immense drama at school and at home and now that we have a new decade rolling in and I'm closer and closer to becoming a full-fledged adult, I think I'm more scared than anything that these years will become quick and dull. However, I know that when I do decide to grow up and forge my own path, I'll have some good people behind me all the way.

Assuming we all live past 20 because of the upcoming nuclear war as the planet slowly dies but WHATEVER TIME FOR SOME TESTOSTERONE-FILLED REGRETS WOOOOOOOOOOO

you know how some lesbians got like a spiritual big dick energy thing going on

im like that but i think i have like spiritual fat tub of lard energy in which i weigh 100 pounds but carry it like im 350

#surprise i dont love myself #buy a bitch some self-love this winter #still hate myself #doing good tho

guess who got a boyfriend sized present this christmas not this soggy bottom no sirr my ass is single for the holidays

if anyone wants to come FIX that it would be fucking stellar

please im very lonely

#please hit a bitch up this chrismum #im really fucking lonely #gimme some twink off the internet #i dont give a fuck

i want boi to hold gimme big man to make me feel warm i need guy to cry with i need man with hand to hold me im lonely for attention love and a good back rub is that too much to ask

surprise im back from obscurity even though im still there

in all honestly i do want to post "regularly" just cause amassing a following of fellow gays sounds lit so ima try to do that

hi hello it me im back

Gun control

Surprise I think we should have stricter laws. Do you know why? Today I was in class and we went into a lockdown drill. After around 10 minutes, there were 3 gunshots right outside my classroom. Police cars were lined up around the school, and they were taping off everything. We stayed at that school for hours after it happened. I was calling everybody just to let them know I was alive. Nobody was killed but everyone was thinking...what if? The only thing keeping me together is that no one was injured and everyone is safe.

I'm going to school tomorrow solely to comfort everyone because by god do we need it. Just thinking about everyone affected makes me so sad and angry that this happened. The jokes surrounding school shootings need to stop. No one thinks it will happen to them until it's too late. We are not the only school affected, but we must stand up higher than ever.

Best wishes to my fellow classmates and their families

is tumblr even relevant anymore or is this where all the cryptids go to die

I'm ready to get so fucking fat you don't even know I'm gonna gain 150 pounds and eat my fucking cousin

im obviously excited for thanksgiving

P.S. fuck cranberries how the hell do people like cranberries

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