Koda

16-bi-they/them

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[kodakrying-56]

i think i will now be a nuisance

[maveragical]

I think i will do something unnecessary

[kodakrying-56]

im back whores 😼

[enby-life]

[enby-life]

😘

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[growingingreenwood]

I'm curious 👀

[kodakrying-56]

pleasr tell me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Clown is only the second stage in their lifecycle

So is this the larval, pupa, or nymph stage?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me realizing I can terrorize my followers by merging the separate horrors of insects and clowns into one combined abomination:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

An update!

Now you will have learned in school that some insects have the larval (catepillar), pupa (cocoon), and adult (butterfly). Other insects have a nymph instead of a pupa stage.

I've spoken to researchers & confirmed that what we think of as an adult clown is actually a nymph! Not an adult at all. The process of their metamorphosis is fascinating. As clown nymphs grow bigger, brighter, and more rambunctious, so too does its nose! After this growth peak, the nose sac continues growing, feeding off the nymph, slowly draining it of its coloring & cheerful comedic energy. Eventually, the red egg sac falls off its now lackluster & subdued host, leaving the fully formed adult mime.

[psych2gotalk]

[geekkatsblog]

Please make sure that you take care of your mental health, especially in these odd times. Mental health is important and I can’t stress this enough

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[spatialapprentice]

this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

EXTREMELY CURSED

[dyalani]

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[ask-maxie-boy]

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

[m1911s-mile22]

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

[anxietyproblem]

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact: about half of these are taken from unpublished fanfic i wrote when i was drunk off my ass

[incestling]

Obsessed with this French twink and the way he says “keesses”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]