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simon ✰ any pronouns ✰ 20

[turboemmy]

[ectofool]

[kodzimon]

@mrbruhcoolman69

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[pukicho]

My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

[pukicho]

I think you two should try killing each other

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[adhd-vibes]

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

[adhd-vibes]

my benevolent puppeteers

[medievaljournalist]

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

[thattransotter]

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

[medievaljournalist]

its my day off

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[razerbackbitch]

[mrbruhcoolman69]

@kodzimon

[arcadetheatre]

My Purple Pikmin when I tell him he has to cross 7 lanes of heavy traffic across 2 highways to retrieve a strawberry 15 miles away.

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

[mrbruhcoolman69]

@kodzimon

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

once again i have been written up by HR

[kodzimon]

@mrbruhcoolman69

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[chips1977]

I added something to your oat meal

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc