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dak,s world

[woozi]

hot boy summer

[fynctsbuuuts]

Reminder for all the young girls who read smut

Labia comes in all shapes and sizes. So don’t be ashamed if yours are bigger or smaller.

Yeast infections are normal and can happen to anyone, even virgins.

Vaginal discharge is NORMAL.

Vaginas are acidic enough to bleach fabric.

It’s NOT normal nor SAFE for vaginas to smell like sunshine’s and flowers. So leave it be.

Having sex has no correlation on how tight your vagina is

Sex is NOTHING like what pornhub posts or what smut tells you(lmao no shade, y’all the real mvp)

Sex is a beautiful thing. But it’s even more beautiful when it’s with the right person. So don’t feel pressured to lose your virginity quickly or have sex with anyone who you aren’t comfortable with.

[koesohji]

An open letter to the boy who will never like me back

i never expected u to come and interrupt my life like this honestly but i fucking like you so much it almost hurts almost . Ur fucking ignorance is almost adorable almost fucking endearing even if u did hurt me. I felt so confused for its wrong wrong wrong wrong to let u back into my life but i missed nights texting u dumbass shit , our fucking stupid inside jokes at the back of the classroom , arguing on pointless shit . I miss that i fucking miss that shit so much , but i realised i was getting too over dependent on ur attention but god it did shits to my brain seeing your name bold with a green bubble everytime i woke up . How u type hahaha , how u play with your hair , how u have such an unknown effect on me. Perhps that what got me falling for u so fucking hard. This isnt a letter this is a word vomit about everything i feel about u : betrayal , hurt , happiness , excitement etc. I hate how all our teasing leaves me smiling i hate how you left me a mess for basically existing how jealous i got when i see u interacting with her. I hate how dependent i got and for u to shatter that illusion fucking hurt me so bad becos i thought i could trust u . I thought we had something , who the fuck would treat me like this right ? I want to hold u hand i want to listen to whatever u have to say i want to play with your hair i want to go on study dates i want to laugh at your obvillion i wanted the fantasy . I made mistakes u made mistakes but it seems like u never want to address this shit like how i wanted to . Are u scared ? Are u uncomfortable by me ? Do i matter to u ? Are some things i wanted to fucking scream at ur face but i didnt cos i know it would hurr what we had ,, if we had anything to begin with . You leave me so conflicted it stops me from functioning sometimes , how pathetic right ? Sometimes it seemed if u get it but others times it jjust became apparent how different we were how we were never gonna make it if it happened in my fantasy. I know ill never been the girl to make ur heart flutter or make u feel butterflies in ur stomach . I hope i made u nervous , maybe thought twice about . But thats wishful thinking .. I wish i fucking wish so hard that maybe if i was ur type or something we wld have a chance but again wishful thinking . In the 2months we have grown closer i wondered if u liked me back but again wishful thinking haha fuck pathetic right ? Why do u treat me like this ? I like you so fucking much .

[nctyuno]

#KICKIT — Johnny, Jaehyun, Doyoung

[nakamotens]

shit nct says: taeil ver. ♡ happy birthday to nct’s goofiest hyung, moon taeil! thank you for your reliable presence around the members, your witty comments, and your legendary vocals. nct wouldn’t be the same without you; please enjoy your birthday to the fullest! ♡

[eatjin-blog]

[koesohji]

The nct thing where i describe them in 3 words but one of the word is fuck updates with wayv members cos it got popular

In no particular order

jaehyun: my fucking ult

renjun : precious as fuck

taeyong : protectingatall fucking cost

Johnny : boyfriend as fuck

Mark: givehim afucking break

Chenle : underappreciated as fuck

jisung : talented as fuck

Xiaojun : beautiful fucking vocalist

haechan : full fucking sun

taeil : VOCALISTOFTHE FUCKING CENTURY / Thicc as fuckkkkk

yukhei : confusingbut fucking amazing

jeno : fuck fuck fuck

jaemin : fucking amazing , fuckilyh

jungwoo : where the fuck

ten : a fucking KING

yangyang : lil babie , fuck

Doyoung : my fucking world

yuta : broke fucking twitter

kun : afucking amazing leader

sicheng : wherearehis fucking lines

hendery : fuck new bias???

Yeah i love them or whateva

guess my bias lol

[jeongjaehyuns]

prince jaehyun ♡

[nakamotens]

don’t mess with johnny

[totally-correct-kpop]

Chenle: *makes Kun tea and puts salt in it*

Kun: *sips tea*

Chenle:

Kun: *finishes tea*

Chenle: …doesn’t it taste bad?

Kun: It does, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Chenle, tearing up: Okay

[winwinneedslines]

Yuta: mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest man of them all?

Mirror: You

Yuta: Wrong! It’s Winwin try again!

[koesohji]

Sleep paralysis part 2

Uh a few nights ago I had sleep paralysis again big oof nothing happened I just stared at my ceiling and couldn't move 😪😪

Last night had sleep paralysis saw some child like figure near my door big fun it felt like I was moving but I wasn't welp to update

[koesohji]

My sleep paralysis; a diary

So I ON and off HAVE sleep paralysis mainly when I'm stressed ( big OOF ) I don't remember the first time I had it but it's wild I dont see anything weird or like paranormal but I did have some weird experiences.

One of the most LIKE scary is one where I couldn't move and my eyes were close or I was like I was under a blanket and I could hear laughing like laughter at me I was so fucking scared I nearly cried omg , and suddenly the laughter faded away and a LIKE yall know the IV tube sound like the whole thing that sound when you wheel it down an empty hall way I HEARD THAT SOUND HOLY SHIT IT WAS SCARY ASF I THOIGHT I WAS GONNA DIE AND LIKE I CANT MOVE SO IM BASICALLY JUST LIKE " welp what if I see a ghost I'm gonna shit myself " anyways I eventually woke up thank god and I was scared to shit but I was able to sleep without interruption

SECond most scary was one where I AGAIN can't move ( I always try to fight it but it's really scary ) and I saw some ominous black figure at the corner of my room omfg I was like NOPE I woke up I was like thank god buT WHEN I FELL BACK ASLEEP THE THING WAS STILL THERE I WAS LIKE HELL NO and I woke up again and like went back to sleep fine

THE LAST VERY SCARY/Memorable experience was a few nights ago where LIKE I had sleep paralysis in a dream in a dream LIKE I woke up in a dream then I woke up from that dream it was wild I was scared but nothing scary happen it's just I couldn't move

Not moving used to be very scary but not it's just something I have to fight off

P.S I REMEMBER ONE TIME I HAD SLEEP PARALYSIS AND WAS SLEEPING TO THE SIDE N LIKE I HEARD A WITCH CACKLING I WSD SO SCARED SHITLESS COS I COULDNT SEE AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE ANYWAYS wild shit

[incorrect-kquotes]

SM: We’re planning on debuting a new unit this year, NCT J.

NCT:

SM: The members will be Johnny, Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Jeno, Jaemin, Jisung, and hmm…

SM: Jark.

Mark: Fuck me.

[tenchaiya-blog]

There’s not much I wouldn’t give to suck Tens dick. Just saying.

[hilaryar2004]

I can see this happening

[taeyongnakamoto]

Spicy spicy