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Wooyoung, looking at San: Is it gay if I want him to pin me against the wall and make out with me?

Seonghwa: Very

Wooyoung: Thought so

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Mark: I'm trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Haechan: Sure, here, use this to practice on.

Mark: Oh, thank y-

Mark:

Mark: Is this a marriage certificate?

Haechan: And what about it?

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Chenle: I hate you!

Jisung: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!

Chenle, sobbing: You what??

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SM: So it's February right now, and I was thinking since so many of you are born in February. Let's debut 'NCT February'!

NCT:

SM: Okay Doyoung, Jisung, Johnny, Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Ten-

Mark, silently: There's no way. I'm born in Augu-

SM: -and Mark.

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Jisung, in art class: Chenle, your eyes are glistening.

Chenle, blushing: Thank you.

Jisung: No like, there's glitters IN your eyes.

Chenle, dolphin squeaking: Oh my god!

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Chenle: Is four too much?

Jisung: Depends on the context.

Jisung: Dollars? No.

Jisung: Bodies? Yes.

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Donghyuck: [is unconscious]

Mark: He's not breathing!

Mark: I'll give him mouth to mouth!

Donghyuck: [wakes up]

Donghyuck: Don't.

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Lucas: I don't think I'll ever be ready to be a parent. I can't even raise a fly, how do you expect me to kill a child???

Yuta: Are you sure you worded that right?

Lucas: Oh, god I fucked up!

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Taeyong, fixing the lawn: Hey, Yuta, can you get me the hoe?

Yuta: Sure.

Yuta, after getting the hoe: Here you go.

Taeyong:

Ten: Why am I here

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Jaemin: Breathe if you think I'm cute

Renjun:

Jaemin:

Renjun:

Jaemin: Renjun you're turning blue

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Jaemin: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Renjun: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?

Jaemin: I don't know, surprise me!

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Chenle: I'll do what I want

Jisung: I'm telling Taeyong

Chenle: No wait-

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Mark: Is that a hickey?

Taeyong: No, it's a mosquito bite.

Jaehyun: [walking in] Hey guys.

Mark: Hey mosquito.

Taeyong:

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Donghyuck: Am I in trouble?

Taeyong: Have a guess.

Donghyuck: No?

Taeyong: Have another guess.

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Jungwoo: You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Doyoung: Don't take it personal, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Chenle: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Kun: Whatever, I'm not your mom.

*Chenle runs off*

Kun: NOT IN THE STREET!

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Jeno: Woah, woah, woah, you think I look cute?

Jaemin: No! I do not think you look cute. I just think you look like a person... who is cute.