COUNT KOFFIN-K

The Official Tumblr account for Count Koffin-K! I will post whatever I want. @tsunderswapofficial

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Hello Papyrus It's been a while since you blogged, hope you're doing good.

I take a nap for 7 months, and yet I still can't escape these inane, Papyrus-based allegations.

BEGONE!

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ABOUT KOFFIN-K

Welcome to my TUMBLR PAGE, you FOOLS!

I am Count Koffin-K, the resident Count of Koffin Keep!

Never heard of me? I find that very hard to believe, considering I've now INCREASED the number of signs guiding unsuspecting individuals towards my residence! MWAHAHAHA!

...Wait, what? Are you serious? I-- OKAY, FINE! It's right there!

See? Off in the distance! Are you happy now?!

... Anyways... Koffin Keep is a twisted isle of my own making, dedicated to housing the most RUTHLESS and EVIL monsters in the Underground!

It's from here, my base of operations, I will be posting my most DIABOLICAL inner thoughts, opinions, and responses to your petulant questions.

My only rules are simple:

NO hate mail

NO spam mail

NO inappropriate remarks

NO CROSSBONES!

Good? GOOD! MWAHAHAHA!

(Koffin-K is an original character from TS!UNDERSWAP, an unofficial UNDERTALE fan-game by Team Switched / @tsunderswapofficial)

(This is an official account maintained by @beethovenus)

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Since we're back to being active on Tumblr, here's something we uploaded back in September -- a compilation of animations we had posted to Twitter for FmsDraws's Undertale OC poll tournament!

Our very own Koffin-K was featured, pitted against various original characters, and subsequently won somehow!

Animated segments were written and animated by TheMaxine, and the trophy sprite + OC doodles were made by Devilredd.

The poll results can be found here.

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#KOFFIUSSWEEP FOREVER

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I'd be on the look out for a guy with a blue jacket and pink slippers if I were you... I heard he sells really good hot dogs. :)

What, Sans? I already know about him and his hotdog salesman-related shenanigans.

Though, those hotdogs DO seem vaguely... CROSSBONES-themed...

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DID CROSSBONES STEAL HIS IDEA?!??!?!?!?

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do you know what crossbones is currently doing? he could be sneaking around...

I'm pretty sure I had the Boogiemen escort him off the premises again recently.

He was wearing some kind of disguise and attempting to sell his merchandise.

I only realized it was him after purchasing nearly all of his stock (for diabolical purposes, I assure you)... and then realized he was not, in fact, wearing a disguise.

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So what brings you this hellsite here Koffin K?

Well, you see, with the uncertainty of Twitter's future I decided to take control of that Twitter account again and relish in the chaos!

But then that got boring. And the account owner started sending me legal threats.

So I decided to make my OWN social media platform...!

... And that was too hard. So I just made an account here.

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BOSS you’re alive. I thought Hubert or whoever the fuck Got You

Hubert? What's a Hubert?

I don't know any Hubert. Am I paying them?

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How's it going, Papyrus?

Oh, great. I move entire platforms and I'm STILL not rid of you.

I hate you, Connor.

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Mr. Koffin K? I've been curious about this for awhile, but who is the one doing the talking? The Jacket with eyeballs part or the hat? Are you two seperate people or do you just have two sets of eyeballs?

I said next!

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Do you have a mouth? How do you eat? Are you Monster or Hat?-

Next!

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Remember?

You! Minion!

What was your name again?

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You like our shades? We are one. We are Anonymous. We are singular. Hive mind power. Succumb to the worm. Succumb to the worm.

Hmm, no. I don't think I will.

Next!

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wait you're aware you're in a game

I'm in a what?

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How many minions do you even have, Mr. Count?

Legions! LEGIONS of willing minions!

Don't you remember my Minion Mayhem? When EVERYONE became my evildoing underlings?!

Unless you meant the ones I have in Koffin Keep. Which there's...

... At least 23? Maybe?

I don't know, wait until the game to see yourself!

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im in your walls

Okay, what does this even mean.

Also, no you're not! I'm pretty sure the Boogiemen are somewhere in there, munching away at the drywall and insulation.

... At least, that's what I'm assuming the chewing noise is.

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OH! Count Koffin-K!! It is my honor to meet you here.

Are these mind games, sunglasses?!

First, you impersonate me! Then, you insult me!

And now, you're... fueling my ego?

This is... perplexing, to say the least.

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Where do you live? Asking for a friend...

What?! You don't know where I, Count Koffin-K, reside?!

... Perhaps I should have placed more signs outside.

I am the resident Count of Koffin Keep -- a title which I hold with pride, and a property deed which I hold in an undisclosed secure location! MWAHAHAHA!