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MOVING ON
Ok guys so i’m going to leave this blog behind,for eeeeeh some reasons,but i’m getting a new one! So if you want, follow me at @tomascrescent and message me,wether we are friends or not!!! I’m sorry,i know it’s sudden but i thought i’d need a fresh start.
Thanks everyone <3
MOVING ON
Ok guys so i’m going to leave this blog behind,for eeeeeh some reasons,but i’m getting a new one! So if you want, follow me at @tomascrescent and message me,wether we are friends or not!!! I’m sorry,i know it’s sudden but i thought i’d need a fresh start.
Thanks everyone <3
why is there a naked phineas doll on my bathroom floor
a body has been discovered
school trial will commence
hanahaki disease but evan coughs up entire trees
Me: I mean Michael In the Bathroom is definitely one of my favorite songs but I can't really see myself ever being in a situation like that
Me roughly 30 minutes later having an actual panic attack in a bathroom: fuck
my dad: *reads the lyrics to michael in the bathroom without any plot context*
my dad: so this is a love story, right? this guy's boyfriend just broke up with him?
me: ............yes
oh wow “Be more chill” looks great!
Who says I love you first - Boyf Riends
• ALRIGHT ITS TOTALLY MICHAEL HOWEVER STUFF HAPPENS TO not bad stuff. It’s the cute stuff
• so basically they start dating after the whole squip fiasco, after dating Christine for two weeks Christine realizes that Jeremy likes Michael and that she didn’t like Jeremy as much as she thought so she decides to be Jeremy’s wing women for getting Michael
• Michael finds out they broke up and is ECSTATIC
• Eventually Christine runs up to Michael, shoves Jeremy into his arms and screams ‘THIS BOY HAS A HIGE FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU SO DATE HIM’
• Michael is confused, but takes him to Dave and Busters that night and they totally dominate every game (I might do a little head Cannon or one shot on this later )
• jump forward three weeks and Michael and Jeremy are in Jeremy’s basement playing video games together
•Michael looks over at Jeremy and stares at him, taking in his lovely little features and quirks
• he loves how Jeremy sticks out his tongue when playing a game, and concentrating v v v hard
• he loves when Jeremy’s eyes light up in amusement when Michael accidentally messes up
• he loves Jeremy’s snicker when this happens as well
• he loves when Jeremy pumps his fist in the air when they beat a level/ win a thing (yes I know video games(no, no I don’t))
• he loves - oh fuck he loves JEREMY
• Michael has a brief mental freak out
• he did just realize that he’s in love with the guy he’s known since he was little
• what Michael doesn’t realize is that Jeremy is also mentally freaking out cause he just realized that he didn’t just love
• Michaels soft hair
• Michaels slight accent
• Michaels joy in retro shit
• he loved Michael in general
• neither of them say anything for about two weeks, both thinking it’s to soon and WHAT IF THEY THINK IM WEIRD WHAT IF THEY THINK ITS TO GAY oh wait. We are gay.
• eventually, its late at night, the boyfs are once again in Jeremy’s basement, they’re watching a marvel movie cause Michael fucking loves marvel AND CAPTAIN AMERICA MMMM YES
• Jeremy has his head in Michaels lap, Michael is stroking his hair.
• half way through civil war, Michael leans down and kisses Jeremy’s forehead
• Jeremy just smiles up at him and Michael fucking M E L T S
• “God Jer, I love you.”
• Michael freezes when he realizes what he said
• Jeremy does too
• then he slowly whispers
• “Shit man, I was gonna say it first damn it.”
• Michael takes in a deep breath, slowly releasing it
• then he smirks
• “Well sucks to suck babe, player two has you beat”
• “okay well, I’m initiating the next mile stone so fuck you”
• and he does. When they’re 22 Jeremy asks Michael to marry him
• obviously he says yes
It was kinda short but yeah I got that idea last night. I always get my ideas at night
Getting Called Gay
Jeremy: It's a sign up sheet for getting called gay
Michael: *winks and breaks the fourth wall* Sign us right the fuck up. Cause his gay ass, boy lemme tell ya
i’m just michael in the bathroom at a party no, you can’t come in! i’m waiting it out till it’s time to leave and picking at grout as i softly grieve
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awesome party, i’m so glad i came!
michaels “i wanna dance with somebody” in michael in the bathroom rb if you agree
best parts of michael in the bathroom
- the way his voice goes down after the line “notice at all”
- the slight annoyance, not anger?, when he says “i’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone”
- just,,, “when i was half of a pairrrr”
- the stress on the word “mine” in ‘no fault of mine’
- “picking at grout as i softly grieve”
- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO YOU DON’T KNOW, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFF, OH BY HIMSELF
- “I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY!”
- the difference between the first chorus of “now i’m just michael in the bathroom” vs the second
- he sounds so upset and heartbroken
- “blame it on weed, or soME THING IN MY EYEE”
- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO YOU DON’T KNOW, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFFFFF
- knock knock knock knock
- the slight catching of breath on “anymore”
- “for a different tiImMMeeE”
- mmmmmmmichael in the bathroom at a party
- the way he sings the lines “wish i’d off myself instead, wish i was never born” with as much passion as he does
- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO’S A LONER, SO HE MUST BE A STONER, RIDES A PT CRUISER, GOD HE’S SUCH A LOSER, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, WHO YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFFFFF, OHH BY HIMSELFFFF, OH BY HIMSELLLFFFFF
- “awesome party, im so glad i came”
did i mention i love michael in the bathroom yet?
Me: I don’t cry over musicals
Also me: HE WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE HE ONLY EVER HAD ONE FRIEND, OF 12 YEARS - JEREMY, AND WHEN JEREMY CALLED HIM LOSER HE HAD NO-ONE ELSE TO TURN TO HE WAS NEVER ABLE TO CONNECT WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE OF HIS SOCIAL ANXIETY THE ONLY THINGS HE COULD CONNECT WITH WERE JEREMY AND HIS OWN UNCOMFORTABLE THOUGHTS WHICH HE EXPERIENCED I N T H E B A T H R O O M AND IT JUST BREAKS MY HE
HERE WE GO AGAIN
J.D.’s “bang bang bang” vs Michael’s “bang bang bang” J.D. -like Michael -reblog
Ily: I love you
Ilysm: I love you so much
Bnbwgnnbwgwcbntw: But not because we’re gay, no not because we’re gay, we’re close but not that way
reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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