Dear Juanita,
I’m loco for you.
Can’t nobody do me like my little butterflower. Burnie be mad jealous when I talk about you, but you’re my kryptonite. My stress reliever. I just love it when you massage my temples. Make me feel like it’s no one else left on this earth but me and you. We can take over. You can be the magic dragon that breathes its healing fire over the sick and shut in, and I’ll be zigzag man cuz you make my blood pressure go up. But it’s okay. Cuz I luh you girl! I’ma go get a fresh lil haircut for you. Prolly gone look like Jim Jones but grandma Greta said I look good so when I see you… we gone light you up like that good gunja, smoke you like a potlikker, call Mary Jane, and get to juju’in on that beat. And I know that good butt is otw! :) You know how I like it. We gone make luh girl! Just me, you, and Mary Jane. I’ma spread some of that panatella on yo booty and lick it off like ice cream melting down an ice cream cone. I’ma rip that wig off too. Lemme free yo fro! I like yo Milly braids girl, forreal! Release the dragon! Let’s ride the wave all night long and snooze Mr.El Gallo en la mañana. I pray I don’t break yo hemp cuz Juanita, when I see you its O-V-A. My face gone turn redder than an Indian boy. I’ma have to call up my Aunt Mary so we can just tie the knot. You’ll be Mrs.Kryptonie forever and ever. <3 <3 <3
Sincerely,
Reefer Chiefer Smokapotomus
P.s. Don’t forget yo can of bliss!
An original poem written by JéLyn










