♥~Kohakuchuu~♥

"Tumblr is like a gaybar in a mental institution"♥ My little place for all sorts of things. Sometimes I even draw! :D WELCOME! (37; she/her)

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[matchacakedragon]

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

[kohakuchuu]

btw update for anybody who cares, the thing with the deposit i supposedly didn't pay was indeed just an error in their system so at least

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[kohakuchuu]

omg i'm fuming!!! the bullshit just doesn't stop! what have i done to deserve this??

on top of everything i have to deal with right now, i got a letter saying my rent deposit doesn't add up and i need to pay 790€ in 14 days or else they're gonna cancel my contract??

are you for fucking real, you asked for info about the deposit like 2 years ago, i gave it to you in DETAIL, i paid that shit to the original building owners right at the start - like it says in my CONTRACT. It's not my problem if you can't do your fucking job and get your data right!! The absolute NERVE!

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[kohakuchuu]

why does the sun have to be such a cunt

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

[kohakuchuu]

I took my cat to the vet today (so far so good no immediate troubles, will get some bloodtests back on wednesday) and i have to take the taxi there and back everytime. The two rides today couldn't have been more different and felt so representative of the state of the world i felt i had to share this somewhere.

The ride to the vet was quick, the dude had the air con on, was super friendly and smiley, he chatted to me about how the heat last week here was worse than where he was from (Morocco), he asked after my cat and was surprised at my age (i get that a lot lol, my face looks about 20ish even tho i'm 40 already). Overall a nice happy chat.

The guy on the ride back was a white bald guy who said i should tell dispatch next time that the adress is the vet. I told him I used the taxi services own app which only lets me enter the adress, to which he sort of scoffed slightly. The trip took way longer because he took a busier road, he didn't have air con on, honked at other cars and grumbled about traffic lights and to top it off listend to a fucking neonazi radio station. I rarely listen to the radio at all and was curious about the name ("nius") and he sorta explained that this station only recently became an actual radio station as opposed to one that can only be accessed via the internet. And that they offered some "alternative viewpoints". I didn't feel like arguing with him but damn that made me sick...

Researched it afterwards and apparently it's run by the ex chief editor from "BILD" (basically the biggest trash newspaper, comparable to the "Sun" in Great Britain). He got kicked out and founded this crap, just white dudes sitting on a couch, shitting on everything that's green, diverse, woke and lgbtq, so really the creme de la creme of human garbage.

If I had to choose between these two taxi drivers, on who should stay in my country, I'd rather have the lovely dark skinned, friendly immigrant who said the ride with me was a joy than the white german asshole neonazi, thank you very much.

[dpdailyupdate]

New Dan and Phil Variety interview here!

[kohakuchuu]

woohoo got my ticket to dip and pip in cologne🥰 At first they were all gone in like 2 seconds but i kept refreshing and got lucky - still a little confused with the categories though because non of them said silver or gold, just category 1,2 and 3 - i got the second and if that's silver i'm happy cause thats what i wanted and if not i'm content anyway. 😌

[Edit]: yeeeah so they're definitly not silver, the price for that is way higher - apparently ticketmaster exists in europe aswell? I thought that was the american equivalent for eventim and i went with the latter... Kinda annoying but honestly it's fine, i didn't wanna spend that money anyway. Still sucks for folks who also went with eventim and didn't even get the vip options. Unless i'm just blind and didn't see them haha

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan on his instagram story!

22 June 2026

[danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com