mooby ੈ♡˳

this main is just a hub

[fleshpark]

Another knife in my hands, a stain that never comes off

John Murphy you are so important to me

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[misstankthrust]

i'll say it again

I NEED THAT STUPID STONER BOY INSIDE ME !!!!

[bluejaythebeautiful]

[vexheart]

[bxbs]

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[puddleorganism]

Why does “falling in love” have pretty much exclusively romantic connotations it’s such a good phrase. I’ve fallen in love with every single one of my friends

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[bubblegum-bitchhhhhhhhh]

If OUAT had kept going today they would have made Moana secretly be Rumplestiltskin’s granddaughter who he never knew existed because he had a fling with her grandma in the enchanted forest.

He also would have been the one to put Maui up to stealing the heart of tifiti in exchange for giving him information about his parents, Yzma (emperors new grove) and Merlin.

Yzma was tricked into giving him up by duchess, who she then turned into a cat (aristocats).

Goldilocks is a crime lord.

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

[monkeyislandtwo]

saying "rip x you wouldve loved y" while the character is clearly still alive is always so funny to me

[severancedeciphered]

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

🕯 RIP Petey you would've loved🕯

🕯🕯Mark reintegrating🕯🕯

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[childofnemesis]

once upon a time will always be goated just for the fact that the prophecy didn't start until emma swan was 28 (an actual grown person with a fully developed frontal lobe) instead of when she was 16/17 (a literal child).

[ackernen]

ultimate male fictional characters i fell in love with // a thread 12/?

12. Richard Harmon: John Murphy (The 100 2014-2020)

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[alilacwidow]

WE ARE GROUNDERS

"THE 100" REIMAGINED | 18+ | OC(F) X JOHN MURPHY

current word count: 16,459

table of contents below !

chapter one. ☻

chapter two. 𖦹 ☻

chapter three. ᢉ𐭩 ☻

chapter four. 𖦹 ᢉ𐭩

chapter five. 𖦹

chapter six. ☻

chapter seven. ☻

chapter eight. ☻ 𖦹

chapter nine. ☻ 𖦹

chapter ten. 𖦹 ᢉ𐭩

chapter eleven. 𖦹 ᢉ𐭩 ☻

chapter twelve coming soon...

KEY

𖦹 action / plot driven

☻ friendship

ᢉ𐭩 delilah x john

[homeofhousechickens]

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[luckiestangel-deactivated202503]

not going to lie to y’all the nastiest sex ever with that fictional man would cure me right now. the wall cracks the room stinks of sex i’m sweating he’s sweating we’ve lost count of how many times we’ve fucked. that would make me well