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@kojikis
friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober
me: i promise i'll be regular
friend: okay as long as you promise
me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.
i think if u had grandpa pack onigiri it'd be at least 3x dense than the average human being's onigiri
like this
my yt reccs finally understand me
(Going around speaking to kitties) Hello. What is your power? Hello. What is your power?
my cool as fuuuuuck $2 used book shop clearance pull
LIFE ACCELERATORS
“Uhuh... And I'm supposed to believe that?” He must be out of his goddamn mind, but it's sure as hell not a bout of psychosis causing him to see what's irrefutably real and tangible. The brush of physical contact established prior confirms that it's no highly advanced Holo, either. Haaah... Guess that's that, then. No sense in maintaining skepticism ( ... It's not plastic surgery, is it? Let's not rule that one out just yet. ) or misdirected animosity ( Of all the faces... Being civilized with this one in particular is something he has to be mindful of. ). He fishes out his bright blue box of cigarettes from his pocket, shaking one loose to catch with his lips before lighting it. “... What are you doing up here, in that case? This is Tokyo, not Ne-no-kuni. To-kyo. — You smoke?” Rhetorical, casual, for the sake of knowing he asks. He's not sure if he feels like offering anything just yet. “... You might run into trouble, if that's the face you're going with.”
' HEY , KID . it's your friggin' sleep at night . ' not his . nobody ever believed him at first dewy blush and that's why he hardly ever bothered with the legitimate introductions , but he can see the gears turning inside the other's head ; knows ahead the way they would have kept turning for myriad days and nights grappling skepticism against a so called "unrealistic" possibility . pah , what a joke . ' don't to-kyo me , punk . ' it's not like he was lost , even if he did forget here n' there that nobody called it "edo" anymore ! as its own follow-up answer his fingers pluck at one of the other's cigarettes , quick as a bird . he holds it up and outwards towards the sky in what must look like a bizarre standing ritual . ' a god can't take a few vacations every once in a while ? --- OI , RAIJIN . GIMME A LIGHT !! ' CRASH . boom . one radiant , brilliant strike of divine lightning later , and the end of the cigarette's lit , examined , then nonchalantly lifted into the kami's mouth . susanoo breathes in once to ascertain its taste , passivity and remarklessness its own subtle approval . a hand lifts and in a careless shoo-shoo motion waves the idea of trouble right off and away with the pale white fumes springing up like ghosts in his own rains . ' ... nah , i'll be fine . shit , you're gonna warn ME about trouble ? ' his shoulders jump just once with a chortle - snort . ' who the hell asked you ? '
I love rocks that look extremely like someone just tested the demon blade on them
Good god that guy and bird must be strong
“...” Yeah, sure. Alright. He'll try not to sound too incredulous about the uncanny resemblance, even if he's scowling about it. “Who the hell are you supposed to be?”
SIGH . ' you want the truth or some phony bullshit that'll help you sleep at night ? ' only half a beat for the thought before he coolly interjects right after : ' nah , forget it . you'd toss n' turn either way . fine then , you got me . i'm the one n' only takehaya susanowo no mikoto --- susanoo for short . might've heard of me before ... n' just ignore the face . '
@h4wlin
HEY WHAT THE FUCK 🐺 ( RIPS OFF MUSTACHE ) THAT'S ME??????
ouchhhhhhhshhhhhhit .
' ... ' well , sure . sorta . kinda . ' --- you happy now ? '
"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????
have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again
what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion
I started dragon quest builders 2 the other day in prep for pokopia and I understand why you took malroth on as a muse he's so funny dude
@myriadventurers
dylan this is the funniest thing you could've sent a blog completely unrelated to dqb2. i love that game. i love malroth. i've never legitimately written/mused him in my life but you understand his appeal and you understand ME
Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms
The creation of mahjong is among the greatest moral failings in all of history and all knowledge and reference to it must be outlawed and eliminated before any further harm is done