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independent & semi-selective hiroo satoshi from haikyuu! written by Jas faceclaim: deimos from starfighter

[obliqueophidian-blog]

           “Oh, y’know, just bored and hanging around. Not like I’ve got some kind of curfew or anything.” Better than wandering Tokyo until he was bored of that. “Mind if I watch ya practice? I’m sticking around to help whoever clean up the rest of the gym, for the most part. Don’t really wanna go home yet.” Humming, the blond pushes the cart over so that he was off the cart and behind Hiroo. “I can give ya balls for your serves!”

[kojoshin]

     “Just watch? I suppose there isn’t any harm in that, and that’ll make it easier to keep form if you’re going to hand them to me,” Hiroo chuckles at that, returning to his previous serving form. “Maybe you’ll be able to give me some pointers from watching. Figure out what I’m doing wrong.”

[obliqueophidian-blog]

@kojoshin

          “Oh hey Hiroo, didn’t expect to catch you in here after practice.” Tilting his head to the side a bit after leaning on the volleyball cart, he lets out a hum. “Stopping in to practice that jump float serve some more before we cleaned up all the way?”

[kojoshin]

     Hiroo looks up at the sound of Sakijima’s voice. He stops in his movements, straightening up some to turn his entire gaze towards his teammate. “Sakijima,” he glances at the ball in his hands before back at the other. “Something like that, yeah. What are you still doing here?”

[wearealsoboats]

disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:

getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together 

curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed

hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks

going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment

getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space

standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again

[toomuchtelly]

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

[there-is-blood-on-my-hands]

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[inboxstuff]

Come into my inbox and try to make my muse blush!

[shirowlfuku-blog]

      It’s safe to say Yukie’s a bit relieved to see that he just has odd-eyes as opposed to an alternative—-maybe she should lay off the scary movies. “Duo-chrome’s not so bad. It’s a nice shade of green.”

[kojoshin]

     “It makes people stare, so I hide it. So, of course I style my hair oddly.” He shrugs lightly, rubbing the back of his neck. “Thanks, though. Normally people are put off by my heterochromia.”

[shirowlfuku-blog]

      “Is it the word you would use to the describe the hairstyle of a 2008 American emo slash pop-punk band?” Because that’s what you got.

[kojoshin]

     “To be fair, I style my hair like this to hide my eye intentionally.” Lifts his bangs a little to show his one green eye for a moment before covering it back up. “It’s easier to see through hair than an eyepatch.”

[kxsetsu-blog]

             ❝ You’re not going let something like that stop you, right? ❞

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[shirowlfuku-blog]

     “It’s called ‘waking up Flawless’.”

[kojoshin]

     “Flawless is not the word I’d use to describe that atrocity called a hairstyle.”

[shirowlfuku-blog]

        “I guess that’s one way but like, I still think this would be easier if you just, I don’t know…..didn’t?”

[kojoshin]

     “Easier, but less fun for me. So, you’ll just have to try to keep up if you wish to stop me.”

[shirowlfuku-blog]

      Guess I’ll just have to hang with my COOL CAT instead.

[kojoshin]

     “I don’t see what’s so cool about someone that looks like they have dead crows on their head.”

[snakebxte]

“Only for a moment or two.” Have you seen how thirsty his little brother is? He takes the other’s phone and pulls up the camera, snapping a few photos before handing the other’s phone back to Satoshi. It wasn’t the best plan, but Suguru didn’t have much to go off of.

[kojoshin]

     “That moment or two is all we need to make our escape.” Well now, these were actually good pictures of his legs. He shrugs, sends them to Junta, and tucks his phone away. “Escape time?”

[shirowlfuku-blog]

     “Well cool thing is I already said I’d rather not touch you inappropriately, so we’re all good there. But downfall to that alternative is that managers stick together, my dude.”

[kojoshin]

     “I suppose I’ll just have to outrun you, then. Not that I expect that to be difficult, you’re rather... petite.”

[snakebxte]

He’s got this in the bag.

“We need a decoy and an escape route.“ A pause before he’s hiding a snicker behind his hand, “Send a picture of your leg to Junta. That’ll mess with him. And give us time to get out.”

[kojoshin]

     “Are my legs really something that’ll distract him?” He hands his phone over to Suguru anyway. There’s no way he can take a picture of his legs himself. Your plan, Suguru, you take the picture.

[shirowlfuku-blog]

@kojoshin

       “Can we pretend I tackled you? Apparently the alternative is I use one arm for the shins and the other for your nuts and like, to be honest……I’d rather not?”

[kojoshin]

     “If you’re going to be grabbing places you shouldn’t be, at least get to know me better first. Besides, you could always join Suguru and myself and join the party Junta is trying to shut down.”