it's where my demons hide

Kol Mikaelson. Known as the better original. An animalistic gentlemen. Vampire, charmer and slightly obsessed with wooden basebal bats. Don't cross him if you wish to survive

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[bitchylittlebeth]

It is! Cause we could have..spent eternity with you saying “jump” and me..trying to achieve maximum verticality.

[kolmikaelson-28]

Darling, who talked you into this crazy thought?

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[bitchylittlebeth]

You knew about the vampy sire bond. You could have told me…

[kolmikaelson-28]

I’m sorry, but I don’t see why it would be of importance.

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[kolmikaelson-28]

natasha-parker:

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With what?

A little bird told me you keep close track of witches, and their objects.

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[bitchylittlebeth]

Is this some kind of sex thing—do I have to act scared?

[kolmikaelson-28]

What did I do to deserve such a warm greeting?

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[bitchylittlebeth]

Wh—?

[kolmikaelson-28]

Good evening miss Turner.

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[natasha-parker]

[her eyes gave him daggers as she pushed him away] and you want what exactly?

[kolmikaelson-28]

Your assistance.

[kolmikaelson-28]

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[bitchylittlebeth]

Can we not --?

[bitchylittlebeth]

Is that your way of telling me not to worry if you disappear for a year or so?

[kolmikaelson-28]

If it's longer than a year, Nik probably put me in a box to rot for another century... in that case, you are more than welcome to be my hero and free me. Yeah, a year can be a good unit.

[izaaclahey-deactivated20150622]

what happened to the brother i used to know? the one who laughed death in the face?

[kolmikaelson-28]

[bitchylittlebeth]

Can we not --?

[bitchylittlebeth]

Missed. It’s the best you’re getting —considering you bailed and all.

[kolmikaelson-28]

Daring, I just woke up from a century long sleep. Believe it or not, I'm still catching up with a lot of stuff. Years are nothing to me, not to speak about a few days away.

Time becomes a bit... irralavent

[bitchylittlebeth]

Can we not --?

[bitchylittlebeth]

He missed the memo, he says. Cool —lets make Beth fall into depression…

[kolmikaelson-28]

I didn't realize I was that wanted.

[paigexsimmons-deactivated201503]

"Compared to hell? yeah it is. Well, kinda. I mean, I don’t really know, you tell me!"

[kolmikaelson-28]

" Well, there is booze, so that's a start."

[bitchylittlebeth]

Can we not --?

[bitchylittlebeth]

—You idiot! Where have you been?

[kolmikaelson-28]

I was yet to get the memo that everyone suddenly moved away when I was out... visiting some old friends.

[bitchylittlebeth]

Can we not --?

[kolmikaelson-28]

I know I'm not a professional.. yet. But does it sounds that bad?

[paigexsimmons-deactivated201503]

"Talking like someone who doesn’t deal well with orders, let alone rules, impressive. However my words were nowhere near a demand, it was more like a piece of advice."

[kolmikaelson-28]

" This town, is it any good?"

[alex-everwood]

If you came to give me a pep talk you’re more than welcome to leave.

[kolmikaelson-28]

Are you always this cranky?