meow

anomalous entity to sad little meow meows links

[bewbin]

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

[bewbin]

they transformed 

[lesbiskammerat]

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

[lesbiskammerat]

“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this

[sasukeless]

he’s always the center in these discussions. patron saint of yaoi culture

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

i hope im not just a boy to you but a girl also as well. and a bird and a bush and a tree. and each and every small fish in the sea.

[disgustinggf]

[transmechanicus]

Oh this really takes the brown mouse

[transmechanicus]

^^ For context

[jame7t]

well... it's just goddamn

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Babygirl I've respected pronouns you haven't even heard about.

[demilypyro]

I hate the culture war bro they out here hating on some mid ass game for having a female protag..... Now I gotta sit here and defend this mid ass game I don't even like. Fuck are we doing

[demilypyro]

"Yeah I'm thinking I'll probably skip that new star wars game I don't really care about star wars"

"Yeah star wars has been shit since it became woke"

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[omegaversereloaded]

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

[nianeyna]

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

[084392]

*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

[vampurrring]

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No look I get it. You’ve got your evil plan, you’ve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, I’m not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? I’m trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I don’t think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wait. That’s why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I don’t find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No I’m not kink shaming you I’m saying you’ve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No you’re the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. You’re not the only one. No I’m not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move like… ten feet to your right.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit

[yellowhollyhock]

The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that “of course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.

[xxshadowcasterxx]

Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I didn’t intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator

[apocalypticvalraven]

Enemies to Queerplatonic

[what-even-is-thiss]

No.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People out here throwing "queerplatonic" at aros like people who substitute AFAB/AMAB for woman/man and think the new language means they're magically not being transphobic

You can't just throw a new word into an old idea and pretend you've changed your mindset

[tachvintlogic]

Enemies to No Contact Restraining Order

[anxietyproblem]

[anahawthorne]

peer review

[cannibalchicken]

[fallingtowers]

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.