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I present my boredom <3. Current obsession: dragon age

[icarusfelll]

My prediction—

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Kit: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir. 

Baker: What?

Lienna: Just ignore him. We’ll take two baguettes, please. 

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Zak: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response. 

[beeethle]

this is canon

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Zylas: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast.

Zylas: They’re Cadbury eggs, but whatever.

Zylas: Robin’s diet plan just says “two eggs” so let’s not get picky. 

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Robin: Food or people?

Zylas: Food.

Robin: Why?

Zylas: Because people disappoint me, but food never does. 

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Varvara: You played me like a fiddle!

Zak: No, fiddles are difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are. 

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

[pupps-play-place]

I’ve gotta go do that right now!

[livelovelaughalotsback-deactiva]

This actually just reminded me so thank you and I’m reblogging for anyone else who might have forgotten (:

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Zora: I spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter “S”.

Darius: *looks over at Robin and Zylas*

Darius: Is it sexual tension?

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Amalia: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Aaron: I was wrong.

Tori: I need help.

Kai: I’m sorry.

Robin: No.

Ezra: Worcestershire sauce. 

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Robin: How do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.

Zylas: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Aaron: *Tries to create a sense of calm for once by lighting incense only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers*

Aaron: This is actually painfully on-brand for me. 

[staciewilkerson]

Robin and Zylas from The Guild Codex: Demonized

😈😊 Keeping up that Guild Codex hype!!! (I’ve been motivated to finish up/share more fan art after the massive positive feedback for my first one in the Facebook Annette Marie Books group.) 🎨

So this is not of any particular scene from the books, just my take on how I see the main characters Robin and Zylas from The Guild Codex: Demonized book series I love so much! <3

[tp-guild-codex-junk]

Zylas: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Robin: You’re a hazard to society.

Eterran: And a coward. Do twenty. 

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Obligatory “Dragon Age fandom right now” post: 

[squeegepooge]

Do you think the protagonist of DA:4 might actually be working WITH Solas??

[nevivon]

what did we honestly do to deserve the glorious bosoms nix hydra had bestowed upon us