The Guild Codex: Spellbound/Demonized/Warped

Binge read the series. Realized there was little to no content for it. New side blog was created to fill that void. **THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE** (Also if anyone recognizes the source for something that's not cited, hit me up and I'll update it; same thing if there are any triggers you would like tagged)

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My prediction—

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Robin in book 1:

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Zylas: I literally cannot decide who the fuck I am sometimes. It’s frustrating. Like am I an asshole? Do I really care a lot? I don’t fucking know.

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Robin, out of danger from Red Rum but now in an illegal demon contract: Things didn’t go exactly as planned but I’m not dead, so it’s a win.

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I’m just gonna drop this here...

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Robin, blushing: *internally* Calm down, Robin. Just imagine him in his underwear.

Zylas: . . .

Robin: *internally* OH NO HE’S HOT

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Tori: We need to distract the guards.

Zak, standing up: Right.

Tori: What are you gonna do?

Zak: I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.

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Tori, to Zak: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two three.

*silence*

Tori: See? Now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

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Zak: I told you not to follow me.

Tori: In a shocking turn of events, I ignored you.

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[On a job]

Kai: There are civilians in the village-

Zak: I think the way you pronounce that is “acceptable casualties.”

Tori: No! Hearts and minds - we are not bombing the civilians.

Zak: Yeah, they have hearts and minds. They’ll just be spattered all over the-

Tori: NO

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Aaron: You know usually people with daddy issues become strippers.

Tori: I mean the option is still available to me

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Tori: I’m invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship. 

Kai: Oh god, what have you done now. 

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Aaron, speaking to the entire guild: Alright, whoever makes Ezra fall asleep gets $100. 

Tori, holding up a frying pan: Where is he?