Squeegepooge

My spirit animal is a mabari.

[bludragongal]

So, about Knives………….

[gabzilla-z]

dadgum & sons

[fymyheroacademia]

There’s one reason for your defeat! You guys underestimated my greatest and hardest defense! You guys and I as well underestimated the hero named Red Riot and his chivalrous spirit!

[boxbusiness]

Mood~

[dyemelikeasunset]

today’s warm-up, more Fatgum being fat like he should be!

[minibuddy]

ProHero and the Interns💪✨

[kadeart]

Takoyaki Squad

[catspens]

Im disturbed with the lack of fatgum art so-

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thedinosaurprince]

What Tom Rosenthal song is this?

[bludragongal]

i don’t know please don’t ask

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[squeegepooge]

I’m picturing him posing, admiring himself in the mirror.

[inansabre]

Corypheus isn`t as scary as the bears in the Hinterlands.

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

[squeegepooge]

Second frame is Solas sassing the Inquisitor for making him wear Grey Warden armor.

[helilart]

On a second thought, let’s not go to Skyhold. It’s a silly place. [x]

[stagecoachjessi]

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

[mermaidsandcats29]

These are WONDERFUL

[stagecoachjessi]

Two more of my favorites:

[absolutelyaddictedpoldarky]

These are great..made me smile😊💖

[squeegepooge]

I don’t normally get political on social media, but Bernie Sanders dropped out of the race today and I’m...just really kind of over US politics right now. It’s so exhausting to be this worried about the state of things.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol

no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I think there's some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.

"this is basically just a capri sun," the dragonborn says, disappointed.

"cool, I'm pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner," the dwarf says. "get me to a hospital."

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the 'I like alcohol but I don't want it to taste like alcohol' crowd

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like... a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? there’s just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally they’re more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

here’s who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:

1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics

2.) aasimar [all of them]

2.) very very few tieflings. it’s not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirder 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I agree with every single part of this but especially that we all need to be doing our part to make tieflings weirder, and also please someone overnight me some halfling booze

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Kombucha Plus

[squeegepooge]

Goliaths are drinking the Faerun equivalent of Mongolian fermented horse milk.

[sanzosin]

Forgive my rusty elven language!xD Have some more Solas feelz..i know you want them xD I have too much xD

(I will not give up on you…father)

[squeegepooge]

Uuuugh I’m so worried what’s going to happen to Solas in DA4.